(N.) The enjoyment of sexual pleasure while partaking in jazzercise. Often done solo or with a partner, this activity involves a sense of sexual rhythm while enjoying dancing to the smooth tones of elevator and freeform jazz.
Jeffy: "Hey Ryan, you wanna stretch eachother out on the Yoga mats?"
Ryan: "Nah, me and Kenny are going to share a half hour of intense jazzersex together"
Ryan: "Nah, me and Kenny are going to share a half hour of intense jazzersex together"
by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015
Get the Jazzersex mug.Al Jazeera is an Arabic TV station providing the only unbiased coverage of the "war on terror", Israeli massacres in Palestine/Lebanon and other US intervention in the Middle East.
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Israeli: Damn Al Jazeera for showing the world what evil bastards we are.
American: Damn Al Jazeera for showing how the world that everything we do in the Middle East is a complete fuck up.
Israeli: Damn Al Jazeera for showing the world what evil bastards we are.
American: Damn Al Jazeera for showing how the world that everything we do in the Middle East is a complete fuck up.
by Koba November 12, 2006
Get the al jazeera mug.the art of whacking off intensely while either watching a workout tape or listening to a classical jazz dance piece.
Note: You must be using either a dumbell or a medicine ball to complete this act!
Note: You must be using either a dumbell or a medicine ball to complete this act!
by Guidz August 29, 2006
Get the jazzerbating mug.The CNN of the middle east. Hated by right wing nuts and islamophobic freaks because it tells the truth and exposes their lies to the Muslim world. Unlike fox news, Al Jazeera does not yewll at its guests to shut up. There is a reason the American government tried to bomb its head quarters in Qatar. This is an Arab media, of course they have tapes of bin laden, you think he mails his tapes to the white house through fedex or emails them to bush? Where else is he going to send them first, China?
Al Jazeera: Mr islamophobe/right wing american nut, you claim that our network is supportive of al qaeda.
Islamophobic/rightwing nut: Yes, why do you think they never have any guests from the states here? Because we expose their lies
Muslim world roles their eyes.
Al Jazeera: um, uh you did read in your invitation you were the 80th guest from the states we had since we were launched in 1996 right?
Islamophobe/right wing nut: Hell No, reading is for terrorists, abd squares.
Al Jazeera: Ok middle east, i think you just seen why Americans are getting raped in iraq.
Islamophobic/rightwing nut: Yes, why do you think they never have any guests from the states here? Because we expose their lies
Muslim world roles their eyes.
Al Jazeera: um, uh you did read in your invitation you were the 80th guest from the states we had since we were launched in 1996 right?
Islamophobe/right wing nut: Hell No, reading is for terrorists, abd squares.
Al Jazeera: Ok middle east, i think you just seen why Americans are getting raped in iraq.
by abemab April 17, 2008
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Get the jazzer mug.Beautiful young lady who can be kinda crazy but lovesss to have fun. She very pretty and will make you stare at her once you look at her. She’s very caring and a great girlfriend who is usually interested. She’s very sexy (very,very sexy) and has a heart of gold
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