Jared

the most amazing person alive
aka: kind heart, sweet smile, strong morals, quick wit, funny in his own way, puts family first, works hard, plays harder, makes everyone around him feel special, cares more for others than himself, and loves unconditionally

Jared, the man of my dreams

i wish you were more like Jared

by briwos3 June 16, 2011

Jared Followill

Beyond sexy bassist for Kings of Leon. Spends most of his time on tour or in his swimming trunks. Currently achieves his gravity defying hair through the use of "angel tears and the salvia of a unicorn". Has an oddly arousing high pitched laugh, and uses the word 'totally' every chance he gets.

Jared Followill makes your seat vibrate.

by Millie Followhore April 16, 2011

jabez

Jabez. a good soul and a kind heart that deserved better. who is never forgotten and is continued to be loved especially by his bestfriend/brother alex. he will always be in your heart. your guardian angel. jabez , a funny guy with sense of humor. your a legend.

jabez he left a legacy and touched many hearts. he’s got you alex .

by s.c.l September 4, 2019

Jared Leto's joker

The newest joker in the 2016 film Suicide Squad, in which the actor, Jared Leto, has portrayed. this joker is very unique on costume,voice, and insanity. This joker is also the only one to ever have had his shirt off in the role of playing the joker.

Jared Leto's joker isn't going to kill you, he's just going to hurt you.....really...really...bad.

by Unknown Zombie August 7, 2015

Jared Leto

An awesome actor and musician who is extremely hot...especially in "Requiem for a Dream." That movie is unbelievable...it really spoke to me. Not to mention he is an actor who isn't afraid to be sensitive and cry. There are practically no actors these days who can cry on the screen...but he can. He's hot.

Did you see Jared Leto in Requiem for a Dream? He was so cute! What a hottie.

by memm June 11, 2006

Jaleza

Jaleza is a outgoing, craycray, fun, person. She is and has everything a guy wants. Good looks, yet smart. She is overly confident about herself and that's why we love her.

Wow that girl reminds me of jaleza
She's such a Jaleza.
She's so perf. Like Jaleza .

by Heeeeeyaaaaa September 23, 2012

Jared Dab

The smallest amount of wax that can be servered.

hey you wanna dab?

Don't give me a fat dab , I really don't like dabbing.

I'll give you a jared dab.

by Dab it dabbers April 5, 2017