japanesu

Japanese, meaning Japanese.

Chibi-Kakaraguni-San sees and walks up to someone of plausibly Asian origin.

Chibi-Kakaraguni-San: "Oishii hello!! Kawaii futanari basashi yam-yam desu ne? Innu caseu youu haven'tu noticedu, I speaku furuentu Japanesu. I ruvvu Pocky wowu! Kawaii niceu to meetu youu!"
Asian: "Kawaii!!!"

by futanari basashi November 2, 2008

japanese wave

A Japanese Wave is when you fart under the covers while in bed and you quickly lift your feet to create a wave in the blanket that pushes the gas into your faces.

She was fighting the Dutch Oven so hard I had to transition to the Japanese Wave.

by PlayerHater008 October 28, 2013

japanese commercials

Downright the most weirdest shit you'll ever see on a TV outside the states.

Watching Japanese commercials is the equivalent of your mind flipping the fuck out from ecstasy

by Spoke reasons March 1, 2014

Japanese Whisk

Inserting a whisk into the orifice of oneself or another

Dude, I totally gave her a Japanese Whisk last night and then used it to make pancakes in the morning.

by Plenz May 22, 2015

japanese flash bang

When a guy nuts in a girl's eye and then clap her ears

Dude Jesse just gave his girlfriend a japanese flash bang and she said she could not hear for a week

by blake farmer May 23, 2018

The Japan Plan

A strategy in the board game "Risk" wherein one player quickly captures Japan at the beginning of the game, and proceeds to put all of his armies on the country each turn without attacking anywhere else for most of the game.

When most of the other players have been eliminated and the game appears to be drawing to an end, the player charges out of Japan and conquers most of Asia if not the entire game board.

The strategy is actually surprisingly effective, as players are focused on gaining bonuses early in the game and by the time they've laid out borders, the Japan Plan player's armies outnumber theirs.

It was created by a BC High School student who got bored with playing, and instructed the other players to just continually put all of his units on Japan. When he revisited the board hours later, he found his army force could easily capture the entire game board.

"I HEREBY INVOKE THE JAPAN PLAN"

by RedHelix November 10, 2009

Do you think i Japanese like a school girl

when someone of male gender giggles like a little Japanese school girl and asks his friends if he giggles like a Japanese school girl while high on massive amounts of weed.

Gay 1: oh my god you giggle like a Japanese school girl

Gay 2: WTF? DO YOU THINK I JAPANESE LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL!

by Archduke of Douchebags January 12, 2019