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Jakobe

A male human with impeccable style and irresistible charm. Typically most Jakobe's are self sufficient, successful and posses a undeniable sense of humor.

In the wild, a Jakobe can be found surrounded by young attractive human females.

Although shy and reclusive at times, the Jakobe easily becomes center of attention. Experts have attributed this to the Jakobe releasing a natural pheromone that encourages females to be receptive and males to become relaxed.

This allows the Jakobe to overtake almost any social or professional environment easily.
That Jakobe is an awesome guy, I wish he was my dad, brother, best friend, lover or boss.
by J. Tiberious Kirk September 13, 2011
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Jakob

Jakob is the most savage white nig*a to ever Rome earth. He will always take the baddest hoes right off there feet watch out for a Jakob
Oh there’s Jakob better Hide my girl
by Jakob the savage April 12, 2019
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little jacob

a rasta jamaican in GTA IV. probably the coolest guy ever. you can hang out with him, buy guns, or deliver packages for him. when he enters your car the ganja smoke pours out.
i and i was wit me bredren, little jacob, and we be listen ta Top Down by da man swizz beats, seen?
by CircaZetta210 May 15, 2008
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Marc Jacobs

A NY born and based designer who has inspired a cult following with his expert helming of an ever expanding roster of clothing lines (Louis Vuitton, Marc Jacobs and Marc by Marc Jacobs being the major ones). His designs incorporate elements which may intially seem disseparate--80s club cool, retro charm, grunge, 21st century sophistication--but which he blends expertly into garments and acessories so intuitively right they whip the fashion world into a frenzy season after season. Friend of Sophia Coppola, Wearer of v-neck sweaters, Genius walking.
My closet is practically a Marc Jacobs showroom. Anything the man touches is gold.
by redgyul February 27, 2005
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Jacobo

Jacobo is like the Spanish version of Jacob. They are very intelligent and mysterious. They are sensitive at times, but can be they most amazing person you can meet. As well as sexy, most people with the name Jacobo are generally very passionate and care very much about the person they are with. They usually never make a mistake about who they love... They are wonderful kissers and give the best hugs... They are more than anyone could ask for.
Jacobo was like the most attractive person at the party last night!
by um hey... June 7, 2014
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Jacobstotle Saturday

The day to celebrate all great quotes that may or may not make sense. Usually celebrated in the presence of a Jacob.
Hey its Jacobstotle Saturday, "evil is confidence".
by theoriginalja November 24, 2010
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Jacobsened

Adjective: An extreme case of inebriation, invariably caused by a person's unwillingness to leave pub/party/gathering of any kind, this combined with a fierce determination to continue imbibing large quantities of alcohol, while encouraging as many mates as possible to do the same.

Once "Jacobsened", the subject will display many brilliant new attributes including but not limited to:
- Willingness to do just about anything
- They will relieve themselves anywhere or on anybody
- All stationary drinking buddies become targets for any number of bodily excrements
“That guy just pissed on the waitress’ leg, he is fucking JACOBSENED!!”
by Woogy77 August 18, 2013
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