Jamockney

A person who talks Jamaican slang intermixed with cockney sayings. Constantly switches from a cockney to Jamaican accent.

Example of Jamockney "Alright geezer, what a gwan ?"

by Venomm October 6, 2012

jambok

the best to ever do it

that kid must be a jamboker, hes insane

by hok jambok August 12, 2020

Jamod

The one true God, master of the universe, King of Kings, creator of fried chicken, the Jamody Knights, the UUUC and enemy of Gordon Ramsey

All hail Jamod

by Bolshoe Kino November 23, 2022

Mucho jamon para dos huevos!

"Too much ham for 2 eggs!"
1. A fat girl dating a skinny, frail man
2. A stunningly beautiful woman dating an insignificant man.

That girl is dating that guy?! She is mucho jamon para dos huevos!

by barrazjazz November 9, 2020

jahmoke

less offensive way of saying jerk.

Victor don't be such a jahmoke

by T.I.T.O n Pebbles May 16, 2009

jamook

a person of mental or physical incompetence, due to their own lack of grace and social aptitude.

Brett Favre used to be great, now he's just a big jamook.(n)
I don't know why I dated him, it was so jamooky. (adj)
Get your shit together, don't jamook on me. (v)

additional uses:

jalook: lovable jamook- someone who is clumsy or anti-loquacious, but altogether endearing nonetheless. ex: elephants, toddlers, student teachers

jamick: dick jamook- the worst breed of jamook, this person's jamookness is obnoxious, discourteous, often barring any possibility of another individual being attracted to this person. ex: chinese drivers, dps office workers, Hitler.

jalick: lovable dick jamook- a jamook who often acts irrationally and impolitely, but you love them nonetheless, or in some cases you love them because of their jamick qualities. ex: Simon Cowell, Joe Flacco, Amy Winehouse.

by the Y network January 17, 2011

jamoi

exaulated, most high

Jamoi - leader of the amazon males

by syanide September 18, 2004