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hand jammer

this bitch sasha hit my truck so i made her give me a hand jammer till the insurance went through
by lou pherigno January 24, 2010
mugGet the hand jammermug.

arse jammer

One who inserts his penis into that of another person/animal(s) anus, thus "jamming" their arse. Generally reserved for homsexual reference.
by Ross February 10, 2002
mugGet the arse jammermug.

traffic jammer

The sexiest motherfucker on this earth and when thou shalt see him on any street corner thou shall bow in his awesome presence whilst he analy pleases you
He is a traffic jammer
by matty millz October 6, 2013
mugGet the traffic jammermug.

hamster jammer

Slang for somebody whose actions or opinions are negligent, moronic, or otherwise not in accordance with common sense or decency. An expression synonymous to, but much less commonly-used than, douche bag.
The guy owns Michael Bolton's entire catalogue. What a hamster jammer!
by guacapab May 30, 2006
mugGet the hamster jammermug.

Gaydar Jammer

A person (most commonly Russian or Persian) who you cannot tell if he/she is gay or straight. it is most commonly used when you think the person is attractive.
1.) that russian is a gaydar jammer, unless he figure skates I will never be able to tell his sexuality.

2.) Damn it Mary, that hotie persian man is eying but he's a total gaydar jammer, he's stylish but it's with things only a persian would think were cool.
by snapmagic April 28, 2009
mugGet the Gaydar Jammermug.

Log Jammer

When a girl is about to take a shit and you stick your penis inside her ass before she takes a shit.
Bro:Aye how did it go with Melissa last night?
Guy:We tried doing the Log Jammer
Bro:Did it work?
Guy:You want to smell my dick?
by colla93 October 30, 2011
mugGet the Log Jammermug.

pole jammer

A pole jammer - usually a short hairy beaver hobbit white mexican hybrid who enjoys jamming poles everyday of the week, and twice on sundays. Pole jamming is slang for taking it homosexually in the pooper, female can also be a pole jammer
I.e. Julius

"Hey Cesar, wanna jam your pole, i got a nice warm spot for you to do it!" -Said Julius while wearing his brand new pole jammer shirt
by Tater The Gawd October 15, 2013
mugGet the pole jammermug.

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