Jalen Brunson

simply the goat. The fucking king of nyc also know as doc oc for owning donavon mitchell. The spida (man). Bro single handle whooped the the absolute shit out of the Cleveland cavs ( they got beat so bad they literally shit themself) Bro dropped 38 points in 48 minutes. This man is greatly above all other life forms

If you ask anyone in the world who the best point guard is they will say, luka , thats fucking blasfamy it’s Jalen Brunson

“Guys Embid won the MVP!” That’s fucking stupid it’s Jalen Brunhim

by jalen brunshim May 17, 2023

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Jalen Holland

This is usually the name of an LGBT group member, and people with this name are also known for kissing their dad on the lips, and getting beat by their little brother

Woah hes a jalen Holland, gross!

by Niggaboy01 May 22, 2019

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jalen taylor

a very sexy good looking guy who always know the right thing to say. but say the wrong words to him and you will be out of luck. this is the funniest guy you would ever meet and also give you the most intense sex you will ever experience

Did you see the sexy asf Jalen taylor

by Naiyaaaaaaaa February 4, 2017

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Jalen Rose

Jalen Rose is one of the best players in the NBA...he was the third best EVER, following Muggsy Bogues and Earl Boykins that is. Jalen was JUST traded yesterday and I'm pretty pissed, so is the rest of Toronto. He takes to many shots and he sucks on D, but he is a good guy.

YO Jalen Rose hit the game winning shot yesterday!!!! But he missed every one before it...:(...

by CRgetsBjorns February 4, 2006

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jalen lazarre

The most amazing, kindhearted person to ever exist honestly. They’re probably a Cancer or an Aries, they’re just amazing. Whoever “Jalen Lazarre” Is, i love you bro/sis!

Jalen Lazarre is so cool omg.

by JustSomeUrban November 20, 2020

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