Jakeball

Jakeball is a derrogotary term used in the west of scotland
meaning Degenerate Alcoholic.
It is often shortened to "Jake" or "jakey"
When referring to someone in a particulary severe drunken state they can be said to be "Jaked". This does not necessarily mean that they are an alcoholic.
A scruffy man drinking cheap cider at 8am is most likely Jakeball

Some Jakeball was sick on the bus earlier.
I must have been Jaked last night, I cant find my shoes.
Beat it, ya mad Jake.

by glamourfailurezone August 6, 2006

jakehammer

When you plow a hoochie extremely hard in a rough aggressive fashion, repeatedly and fast.....The key also lies in making sure the hoochie walks funny for a few days after...Usually executed by someone named jake.

Hey baby , im sorry your legs hurt, thats what happens when you get the jakehammer.....

ex.2 Kyle: Hey Jake why is your hoochie walkin funny?

Jake: Gave her the Jakehammer, you know how it is, the jakehammer always rocks their world.....

Peter: Rock and Roll
Dylan: Simpson Road

by jake420123 January 5, 2008

Jakaya

A pretty and loyal girl. She doesn’t deal with bullshit. Fights a lot over little petty shit. Keeps her distance from people. And hangs out with a small group of girls. And will be very successful

That pretty girl Jakaya

by MiyaLL July 6, 2018

jakear

Young Sexy Black Male. Who Fucks All The Thotties

Becky did you just see that Jakear

by Theblueboul December 8, 2014

jakrya

A girl who is really dumb

Hey what's two plus two.
5u must be jakrya

by Bobbyrude August 10, 2016

Jakepauler

A retarded person who looks up to the definition of cancer

I am a jakepauler

by Swazzy1bacon January 1, 2018

jakey bag

The blue plastic carrier bag that you carry your cheap alcohol home in.

Mate, are you going up the road? Don’t Forget your jakey bag
Awe, cheers mate, I’d be fucked without it!

by Staifreak May 15, 2018