jakeage

A sentence filled with wit and sarcasm, often ending with a smiley.

Crack is such a lovely pharmaceutical. It creates jobs for tons of people, while making the rich feel good about their lonely lives :)

That sentence was filled with so much jakeage.

by henry saucerpants January 13, 2009

jakedaflat

1.A way of calling someone awsome.
2.Also calling someone called jake even awsomer.

hey, jakedaflat

coolio

by nomnom-guy December 6, 2011

Jakecadence

(N.) A decadent act which is classified as somewhat low brow through the inclusion of something deemed uncivilised, uncouth or slovenly.

See Jakey for further clarification.

Last night I polished a whole bottle of wine to myself, as a pre drink, before going out to that club in the high street. It was totally jakecadent.

Steve and I ordered a full curry and dessert from the Adjuba and then proceeded to eat the entire meal in our pyjamas... in bed. Pure, unadulterated, jakecadence.

by sflkers February 28, 2017

jakecarb

A nice man with a big heart

Ur such a jakecarb

by Nikhilgaur May 7, 2017

jarkeva

Wise, creative, all around beauty Jarkeva is the IT girl. Whether it be relationships, family, friends she has a special bond with all. Big hearted, however will not let anyone misuse or walk over it. Has many talents, and will be very mature at a young age. Spiritual and family oriented.

Oh my I cant wait too see Jarkeva again.

by Angelsky May 5, 2018

jakeala

Jakeala is the most buetiful girl on the planet she is a one of a kind woman and fod blessed me with her and i know i am a lucky man and i will always be there for her and my biggest dream is to grow old with her so if any body sees her give her a big smile because she deserves it

Jakeala I LOVE U

by Jay Don Baker May 14, 2018

Janeva Parris

This is a woman or girl that is wonder full and do whatever she wants and why she wants it. She has really amazing friends and she will trust the friends she is close to. She will do her best in school or her job. She is truthful smart pretty funny and honest. She will never lie to you unless she really hates you. And if someone pisses her off she will hit you. If you get in her bad side she will fuck you up. She might not seem like it but she will. When she gets in a relationship she will put her all into it unless you break her heart if you do you will go trough hell. If your her friend she will love you and if someone hurts you she will hurt them. She will always put her family first. She doesn't give a fuck if someone doesn't like her. They can go suck a dick and die for all she cares.

Janeva Parris the nicest person I know

Janeva Parris so smart.

by Nevagavafuq May 15, 2018