judded

The rectal exam performed by a Doctor on a male.

Bobby was quite amazed when the Doctor judded him

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

getting jaded

When a girl gets double teamed by two dudes, but claims it was an accident.

- "And then she told me she had sex with two dudes?"
~ "Dude you're dating a slut, man"
- "No way, she said it happened on accident!"
~ "How the fuck does that happen on accident? She was getting jaded, bro"

by Laughhinginghatcher November 27, 2013

jaded

having no-one to be there for you; doesn't have their eye set on anyone, or have any crushes

there's no-one in this whole band, i am so jaded.

by anonymous June 6, 2004

My Jaded Hero

A kick ass band from England. They play wicked tunes.
"My Jaded Hero" can be used when something is awesome
Can be used in most sentences when something is generally good

You: Hey Sarah check out the guy on the left of the snooker bar
Sarah: Phwah... He's my jaded hero

by KKKKK October 31, 2005

jaded

an awesome green day song that is really great cause it sounds like an old school punk song; the song is about a burnout who says that quiting will get him nowhere and basically that since his life is all right screwed up ready, it wont hurt to continue smoking weed

Always look forward,
Going straight will get you nowhere,
There is no progress,
Evolution killed it all,
I found my place in nowhere

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

jaded

When your high as hell!!!. particurally high on marijuana

Damn dude, im mad jaded

by Koos Koos January 10, 2007

Jaded

A modern term to describe when you are sad about a girl. It has originated from the Springfield Illinois rap game and has quickly started spreading through the 217. Whelp Dogg, a rapper based out of Springfield came up with the term when a friend suggested that he was "Jaded" after being sad about a girl named Jade. He liked the term and used it in a song along with mentioning the term multiple times in freestyles.

She's got me missing her badly, I'm pretty jaded at the moment.

by Ethan2001w July 4, 2017