pooh jabber

term used to describe a male that is fond of pushing in another man's stool.

I think my decorator is a pooh jabber.

by meat curtain climber July 17, 2009

Jabling My Jable

a family friendly way of telling someone that you are masturbating

omg man have u seen this gamer girl, im gonna jable my jable to her profile pic
ofc ive seen her man, ive already been jabling my jable to her

by Torvaltz Bobsterczech November 9, 2019

Jabbese, or Jabbesity

A slang term used for a person who is extemely obese. Term comes from the name "Jabba", a large monster character used in the Star Wars films.

A person who is four hundred pounds or more.

by Elyce May May 1, 2005

Jobbie Jabber

Somone who likes to pack fudge.

John Paul McCue is a jobby jabber as he takes it up the anus.

by humanfudgepackingmachine April 10, 2004

Jamble Sack

Possibly the funniest thing you can do to a friend when they are sleeping. You stand up and jiggle your testicals in their face and masturbate at the same time. Then you ejaculate all over their face and up their nose.

Kevin: Dude, you got the best jamble sack last night!
Ben: By who?
Kevin: ME!!
Ben: "*punches Kevin in the face*

by FlyingFortress July 19, 2009

jobby jabber

The word "Jobby" coming from the Scottish for shit/poo, a "Jobby Jabber" concerns the act of sneaking up behind a friend/foe while pressing both hands together into a "praying" position, then forcibly ramming pointed fingers up the (fully clothed) arse of said friend/foe, shouting "JOBBY JABBER!". Remember to run away to avoid violent repurcussions; laughing is optional.

"AAAAAAGH! NOBODY JOBBY JABS ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"

by Unwept, the Lone Magpie September 19, 2005

joby jabber

one who enjoys cramming his pink love tool in his best mates arse hole for sexual pleasure. please note- usually deployed when talking about those lovely gay men in light loafers. a horrible/street term for a gay man.

"dont bend over in the shower that cunts a joby jabber!"

by donny of the marnock December 14, 2008