Former king of the beakclan, second in the order of the kings. He lived his short life as a "road killer" and a "cock hunter" who would go out of his way and make sacrifices for the betterment of his community. Well respected in his title as a king, there was a special holiday named after him notoriously known as "The Afrocock Festival". He had a dog called "The Rape-roast".
Despite all of this, he was most notoriously known for in the medieval times was raiding the absolute fucking motherfucking dogshit out of Pinewood discord servers and Roblox games. He was undoubtedly the best raider of all time. Often, his discord account Afro Johns and his Roblox account Scrotal_Slims were the primary suspects of many raids.
Unfortunately, his short and young life was abruptly ended during "the termination". His Roblox account, Scrotal_Slims, was terminated due to its inappropriate username. His discord account, Afro Johns, was terminated for sending unsolicited NSFW to other users.
RIP. May Afro Johns rest in peace.
Despite all of this, he was most notoriously known for in the medieval times was raiding the absolute fucking motherfucking dogshit out of Pinewood discord servers and Roblox games. He was undoubtedly the best raider of all time. Often, his discord account Afro Johns and his Roblox account Scrotal_Slims were the primary suspects of many raids.
Unfortunately, his short and young life was abruptly ended during "the termination". His Roblox account, Scrotal_Slims, was terminated due to its inappropriate username. His discord account, Afro Johns, was terminated for sending unsolicited NSFW to other users.
RIP. May Afro Johns rest in peace.
by matlap March 30, 2020
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(2)or, in the case of rare unfortunate circumstances, a former place of employment.
(2)or, in the case of rare unfortunate circumstances, a former place of employment.
(1)Im hungry lets call papa johns and get a peperoni pizza for $14
(2)I was scheduled to work untill 10pm but its fuc**n papa johns so I was there untill 2.
(2)Because i work at papa johns i have to count out 42 pepperonis on every pepperoni pizza. Or my boss will yell and me or maybe write me up.
(2)I was scheduled to work untill 10pm but its fuc**n papa johns so I was there untill 2.
(2)Because i work at papa johns i have to count out 42 pepperonis on every pepperoni pizza. Or my boss will yell and me or maybe write me up.
by vince___ August 31, 2005
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No Excuses
"That was definitely East Coast DI."
~ Commentator (East Coast)
"What's wrong with our DI?"
~ Mango (West Coast)
"Your DI is horrible. Trust me. Your DI causes you to die."
"Our DI rapes. We like to have fun, so we let let each other combo each other. That's how it works. We're not super-serious like you guys."
"Alright. In the East Coast, we got this saying called 'No Johns'."
Revival of Melee 1 Crew Battle Commentary
~ Commentator (East Coast)
"What's wrong with our DI?"
~ Mango (West Coast)
"Your DI is horrible. Trust me. Your DI causes you to die."
"Our DI rapes. We like to have fun, so we let let each other combo each other. That's how it works. We're not super-serious like you guys."
"Alright. In the East Coast, we got this saying called 'No Johns'."
Revival of Melee 1 Crew Battle Commentary
by OnionChild December 26, 2012
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Step 1: Order Jimmy Johns Sandwich (add a cookie)
Step 2: Find a porn you want to watch (box of tissues)
Step 3: Begin to masturbate (it is a race)
THE GOAL IS... Can you finish before the Jimmy Johns Sandwich is delivered??
Step 1: Order Jimmy Johns Sandwich (add a cookie)
Step 2: Find a porn you want to watch (box of tissues)
Step 3: Begin to masturbate (it is a race)
THE GOAL IS... Can you finish before the Jimmy Johns Sandwich is delivered??
Yo bro... Last night I tried the Jimmy Johns Challenge... I was about to finish and then the son of a bitch delivery driver was knocking on the door. I did't know whether to bust a nut or grab the sandwich.
Cum to find out. I answered the door with a raging hard on(the size of Webster) I paid for the sandwich and then went back to jerking it.
Cum to find out. I answered the door with a raging hard on(the size of Webster) I paid for the sandwich and then went back to jerking it.
by GOAT... The little pinky toe February 14, 2014
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Get the making johns mug.noun- extremely tight jeans commonly worn by emo or skater males only. these are different from "skinny jeans" worn by "homies" in that wrong johns are even tight at the calf and ankle. from only a short distance, they appear to be "long johns" or long underwear that someone is wearing as pants, with a large belt, even though their boxers are showing. and that's just wrong. ergo, "wrong johns".
You- "I saw Jarrod wearing thermal underwear at the mall yesterday. Very strange. I guess he was there to buy pants."
Me- "Nah man. He had wrong johns on. He's quite silly".
Me- "Nah man. He had wrong johns on. He's quite silly".
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