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joe

simply perfection the coolest, most popular, most outgoing, funny, sexy ,most athletic people ever are named joe always the life of the party and everyone's bestfriend and the girls just cant stay away kinda guy , very laid back and can charm his way out of anything, and most people who have the name joe have a very very big dick !!
if i was perfect in every way my name would have to be joe
by big balla 24 July 7, 2009
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Joe

A joe and a Georgina should get together
Omg it's a joe
by Thetruthiswrittenhere September 1, 2018
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Joe

by Uncle Jeff October 21, 2019
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Joe

Who?
Fred: Joe robbed me.
Frad: Who is Joe?
by daysgoby October 13, 2019
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Joe

An Amazing person that is always ready to help. He's caring, friendly and funny. The type of person you can know for a week and its feels like you've known him forever.
A rare person to find, but when you have his friendship or loyalty, it will always be there unwaveringly

It is not easy to define a joe in words
I'm lucky to have Joe.

Yes, he's amazing
by Nyavene February 13, 2010
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Joe

A Chicago based slang term taking the place of a person's real name. Commonly used when a person knows your name but you dont know theirs.
Mark: Man Joe you trippin'
or
Mark: Wass up Joe.
by Frank33 March 9, 2007
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joe

joe is the boy that slightly resembles an adorable puppy. what with his big deep brown eyes and small smile that will make you melt from the cuteness. he's also hilarious, in that he makes you laugh all the time. he's got this vibe that makes you just want to give him a big hug and feel his warmth. when he's near, you can smell his scent. his scent lingers and you want that to be the only thing you smell. his lips look soft and kissable. though, you keep in mind that he is an angel that could never love you the way you love him. he's the one you want but can't have. there are so many other things to say about joe. he's so sweet and nice and lovable. he's perfect. that's one word to sum him up: perfect. he even got dose straight boys turnin' gay fo dat ass.
ryan: hey, you heard of that joe dude?
brendon: yeah, he's adorable
ryan: wait, what
brendon: i mean-...
brendon: ryro, i love you boo, it's just-.
ryan: i understand, i mean, just look at his face.
brendon: i know. *adoring sigh*
by the-name-i-wanted-was-taken December 31, 2011
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