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Biggest dick on the block, eats pussy like The Rock
Joao Martins has the Biggest dick on the block, eats pussy like The Rock
joao martins by Le Joao February 19, 2024

João De Jesus

João De Jesus is the most amazing person you'll ever meet, when he comes into your life he will be ur highest point and only take you higher. He has a 11 incher and going strong, He's caring and the sweetestperson you'll ever meet, curious about the world and all the cultures and histories and fucken smexxxxy in a hoodie. Has multiple pink florida shorts and even though he acts gay and retared he isn't ( the game part), he loles to work on himslef and fet better and gives back to the community, may or may not be racists, he comforts well and is understanding

He has a beautiful soul and a beautiful at of seeing life and will open u up so many new experiences, he will be the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Jack : " if João De Jesus was gay id hit that"
Bob : " nah he's just a little dyslexic, but he's the best person you'll ever know"
João De Jesus by He's my world March 27, 2024

João De Jesus

João De Jesus is the most amazing person you'll ever meet, when he comes into your life he will be ur highest point and only take you higher. He has a 11 incher and going strong, He's caring and the sweetestperson you'll ever meet, curious about the world and all the cultures and histories and fucken smexxxxy in a hoodie. Has multiple pink florida shorts and even though he acts gay and retared he isn't ( the game part), he loles to work on himslef and fet better and gives back to the community, may or may not be racists, he comforts well and is understanding

He has a beautiful soul and a beautiful at of seeing life and will open u up so many new experiences, he will be the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Jack : " if João De Jesus was gay id hit that"
Bob : " nah he's just a little dyslexic, but he's the best person you'll ever know"
João De Jesus by He's my world March 27, 2024

Joaö Peñetallo 

In Rio de Janeiro, Penetallo shared his childhood with three brothers and their sausage dog, Mini Pene.

However, as Penetallo grew older, he became prone to bad decisions: Allegations of sexual assault, drunk driving charges, and armed robbery convictions painted a grim picture of his life. At 24 years old, Penetallo faced imprisonment for 9 years.

Penetallo would soonpromise each guard a portion of his former footballer salary to reach freedom.

Penetallo's life as a fugitive began. His criminal record made it impossible to find work. His bank account dwindled, drained by his vices—alcohol and gambling.
Penetallo soon found solace in street football. Every kick of the ball reminded him of the joy it once brought him. His skills on the pitch were undeniable; he had never lost his flair. The local tournaments offered him chances to play again.

An old man named Richarlison saw Penetallo's talent.Richarlison was a street football podcast host. He approached Penetallo and invited him for an interview. As they talked, Richarlison asked if Penetallo had ever considered a career in football. Penetallo replied, “Si.”

Weeks passed, and Penetallo continued to shine on the streets. Soon, a wealthy woman approached him and she offered him a contract with a small-sided club called "Sarina’s Garden.”
His future with the club was legendary…
That boy over there has skill flair and is so clinical he plays like Joaö peñetallo
Joaö Peñetallo by Martin Reeves December 14, 2024

Joao Levatao

When someone is pressing triangle pass the whole game in E-football.
Vile, do they call you Joao Levatao? Pass the ball with X.
Joao Levatao by Glewladal March 30, 2026

Momento joao 

Momento joao is a name that was made by the 22@ highschool, to make something
Joao made something, thats momento Joao
Momento joao by dpgcsmmhprjg March 24, 2021