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Judie

An Asian in disguise, A ninja at night, Sleeps through day and complains night. A goddess when having sex in the car.
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Hi i'm Judie the Asian
by Maty384 July 28, 2016
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Dirty Judith

Whist performing vaginal sex, the male sticks his middle finger inside the girls rectum. Whist the finger is inside the anus, the girl must talk dirty in an irish accent untill the finger is removed.
Yo lads, me and judy were in flat 21 the other day and we did a dirty judith
by jjisugly October 2, 2010
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U.S. judicial system

The single biggest travesty the world has ever seen. Most of the flaws lie in the police stations, full of corrupt officers that became cops because they got beat up in school or they wanted to feel special. They ultimately do more harm than good making plenty of stupid and unnecessary arrests that are based on "facts" that are mostly made up. Often have some bias involved. Then it all gets passed through the courts which aren't much better. Most judges see how bullshit the entire case is and want to dismiss it, but they have to cover the dumbfuck cop's ass so they proceed as thought the case were valid. In the end, a mostly innocent person gets a punishment they didn't deserve and the cop keeps collecting a paycheck they don't deserve. It has ruined countless lives because of bullshit charges.
An example of the U.S. Judicial System in action, The following is a true story.
One day at a Jefferson county middle school a fairly large boy tried to joke around with another one by acting as though he were to sit on him. The puny little boy had some serious anger issues and started kicking the larger boy in the stomach as hard as he could. When he finally stopped the larger boy sat down next to the smaller boy. a few minutes later, for no reason the small boy started kicking him again. This happened several times until class let out. when the larger boy stood up he was in a lot of pain and kicked the smaller boy once. Then the small boy shoved him and it wsas the final straw the large boy shoved him once and he flew across the room. The school called the police and after a few interviews with the amazingly bad cop manipulating everything said guess who was charged with what? It was the larger boy, who took a considerable beating and only struck the other boy twice. He was charged with THIRD DEGREE ASSAULT FOR SHOVING SOMEONE ONE IN SELF-DEFENSE. I think this proves how bad the judicial system is.
by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008
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Postmodern Judiciary

1. group of Judges forever more impressed with themselves than they should be 2. group of Judges highly respected and regarded regardless of their production or quality of work. 3. synonymous with Royalty. 4. A bastion of arrogant, self-absorbed, and closed-minded ass-hats.
The Postmodern judiciary must accept that definitions have to be changed to address postmodern progressive viewpoints.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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Judith Chalmers

A person who seldom turns up for appointments or work commitments.

Judith Chalmers is the British TV presenter that presents 'Wish You Were Here' holiday program. She travels to different parts of the world
Where's Judith Chalmers today? Taking another holiday.
by Aneka Beaver November 3, 2006
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juditsu

the style of martial arts fought by dumb blondes.
"You better watch out for the cheer-leading squad, I heard they know JUDITSU
by FrostyRhino December 30, 2010
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Judini

Traitor, tacky, unreliable friend. Sometimes confused with the famous magician.
Look at him, he's always letting us down. What a dirty Judini he is!
by D1ego October 28, 2013
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