Je Baguetted

When a French asshole pretends to give you a baguette and decides to eat it in front of your ass.

LOL madame got Je baguetted

by getbullied69 June 30, 2020

Je vader

Dutch version of "Yo daddy"The opposite of "je moeder". je vader is mostly used by little 14-year-old shitheads who think it's a heavy insult online.

ME: Bro shut the fuck up
IT: Je vader

by Kingtuuktuuk April 24, 2021

Jes sayin'

A mild dialect-in-writing variant of "just sayin'," a phrase that follows a statement or affirmation that might potentially give offense in order to defuse any insult.

Standard English equivalent = "No offense."

"You buzzed that guy in? Suppose he was some sort of murderer or rapist?"

"That so-called murderer and rapist just happens to be my brother."

"Jes sayin'."

by al-in-chgo October 31, 2013

je$u$

A term only used by atheists who have no idea about how little christian churches actually ask for, or that products actually cost money to make.

You people are fucking idiots, and I shall send a paedophile dressed up as a priest to your houses to molest you.

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

je$u$

the exploitation of the supposed savior; this can be seen in the likes of Christian book stores, church offerings, and those fucking gay what would jesus do bracelets

I wish Jesus was here so I could make some money because I'm a stupid Jew.

by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle May 08, 2003

Je-Rard

Je-Rard is literally Jesus reincarnated; he is everything anyone would want, especially in the nether regions.

"Omg, Je-Rard is flawless. Have you seen his skin?"

by Phil the Medic April 25, 2019

Je Voudrais

When your with the lads having a bit of banter, when you see a very attractive girl, You turn to your mates and say "jevoudrais" this translates from French to English as I would. You say this as you don't want the girl to understand what this means but you still get to show your freinds why you think this. This word must not be used in French.

Tavinator3000:Wow Je voudrais
Freind:Really?
Tavinator3000:Hell yeah man!
Freind:Are you joking bud?
Tavinator3000:No!
Freind: Standards mate!
Tavinator3000:Fair play

by Tavinator300010101 April 06, 2010