japanese commercials

Downright the most weirdest shit you'll ever see on a TV outside the states.

Watching Japanese commercials is the equivalent of your mind flipping the fuck out from ecstasy

by Spoke reasons March 1, 2014

Japanese Whisk

Inserting a whisk into the orifice of oneself or another

Dude, I totally gave her a Japanese Whisk last night and then used it to make pancakes in the morning.

by Plenz May 22, 2015

turning japanese

Masterbation. Refers to the look that some men get on their face at the time of climax.

Guys sometimes turn japanese when they watch pornos.

by Chris Paladino March 19, 2003

Japanese Muscle

japans answer to american muscle, where as the american cars were mainly from the 60's/70's, japanese were from the late 80's to Todayish. Where as American muscle relied on mostly beefy V8's with TONS of torque, Japanese usually range from I4's to V6's fitted with twin turbos. In my personal belief, both are good, it just depends on your tastes.

1: Supra, 3000gt, Skyline/GT-R, Impreza WRX STI, Evo. Lancer, S2000, 350z, NSX, RX-7/8, Integra, ect.

2: Mike: *Rolls up in a R32 Skyline* Like my new car?
Joe: Fuck man, this is the muscle club, fuck ya doin' with that shit?
Mike: Dude, this is fucking Japanese Muscle
Joe: ... Oh shit, your right, nice ride bro!
Mike: Haha, I know

by Muscle King October 29, 2008

Japanese Kiss

A kiss where tongues are active and moving fast (unlike French kissing) and the chin always gets wet after the kiss (and sometimes the nose too). Lots of saliva involved, and typically lasts half an hour or more. Breast fondling sometimes included.

I walked up to my friend's mother and gave her a Japanese kiss. Ohhh, so good.

by Babies porn July 11, 2014

Japanese toaster

Pocket pussy

A Japanese toaster you can fuck

by Hot mama 79 October 15, 2017

Japanese steamroller

The art of pooping in between a womans breast and using a quesadilla wrap to roll it up, then generally given to an unsuspecting guest.

Me: Yo Rico, man I met this bitch downtown last night and I was so fucked up she convinced me to give her a Japanese steamroller. And get this she gave it to her fuckin roommate!
Rico: Damn dude.
Me: Yeah, I know right.
Rico: Nah, like that's just fucked up but I mean whatever floats your boat right.

by Dr. Martin Luther king jr. June 30, 2019