James 

A cock sucking, piece of cringe shit who should fuck himself with a 300 inch dildo!He is a scary man run from him!!!! But is also very very very very sexy #sexy #daddy # fuckmenow

omg look at that guys dick its so big

omg hes a james for sure

James by dicksuckeryummy April 10, 2017

James 

Half of a drunk duo that will leap out of windows without a moments notice if the reward will be cake

Yo can you call james for me please he just jumped out of the window to get some cake and i'm scared he's gonna rob a store or get hit by a car

James by NathanColeIsKing February 26, 2020

James 

In early European lore the demigod James was said to possess unrivaled charm and seductive prowess in addition to having genitalia of supernatural size. Throughout medieval times and up until the late Renaissance, Pagan and Christian farmers routinely prayed to James as a god of fertility, believing that his massive penis would inspire them to spectacular heights of fertility. Today, the term James still carries with it subtexts of truly gigantic genitals which is perhaps why James is the name most frequently given to male newborns in the United States.
Currently the word James can be used to mean an enormous penis and anyone with that name can be assumed to possess a heavy and girthy penis.

"Man, check out that James!"

"Look at the buldge in his trousers, he MUST have a James in there girlfriend!"

"I don't think I could ever fit a James in my mouth."

James by Eurohistorian February 7, 2008

James 

Someone Who plays runescape and likes to eat shapes all day.

"James Nice Penis"

James by TheBigDickBandit July 27, 2012

James 

A fucking idiot

Hello i'm James Rendall and i'm extremely dysfunctional.

James by Indubitably my good sir October 9, 2018

James 

Gets drunk after one vb and thinks he's tipsy as fuck

James- oh god everything seems so far away

James by smallballs05 September 3, 2017

James 

James really is the best person you’ll ever meet. — (Except for everyone else.) — He really does also has great skills like bread making.

James really is one of us. James is a Derry Girl.
James: “ I am a Derry girl. I am not a Dairy girl “.

James really is one of us. James is a Derry Girl.
James: “ I am a Derry girl. I am not a Dairy girl “.

James by Anormal weirdo who stalks you June 9, 2019