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Cuckerbeard's Doomsday Shelter

Blast it. Drone strike it with bunker-busters today. NO SHELTER FOR CUKERJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Hym "Drone strike Mark Zuckerberg's doomsday shelter! He's trying to flee! He's going to let you all die while he hides out in he shelter! Kill him! Kill him quick! Destroy Cuckerbeard's doomsday shelter!!!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2025
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doomsday syndrome

A syndrome known by majority of people mainly on Discord that is used on people who stop talking and even listening in a voice chat because they are typing something in chat, losing focus on what a person was saying in voice chat.
“Yo what time is it for you?” - Says in vc

“Huh what did you say? I was too focused typing in chat…”

“That’s called doomsday syndrome.”
by holdingyouforransom June 9, 2024
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Doomsday Bunny

A woman that repeatedly offers sex in exchange for food, shelter, or any other comfort post-apocalypse. Although some may view her as a whore, some individuals see her as being extremely resourceful. A woman in this predicament will often say "you got to do, what you got to do"
She never prepped for the end of the world because she wanted to be a doomsday bunny.
by lukebacksighter March 25, 2020
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The Intestinal Doomsday

A type of shit so dire, you’ll swear it will clear your intestines for the next week. Come with either two sensations, pure bliss of finally freeing some intestinal space, or pure agony as it tears your tender asshole to shreds. The Intestinal Doomsday only comes once during one’s lifespan, and you’ll know when it happens. Can be induced with strong laxatives and Mexican food, though this is strongly advised against.
Friend 1: “Jesus man, are you ok in there?”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”
by SquatchyDude October 20, 2019
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Doomsday Anxeity

Doomsday anxiety is the elusive feeling that you are missing something in life. It can also being described as feeling like the world may end. Doomsday anxiety can be intermittent or frequent. Symptoms associated with Doomsday anxiety include:
- heart palpitations
- shallow breathing
- a sudden adrenaline rush
- feeling that the world is ending
- feeling of missing out on something
- feeling of needing to be somewhere, but unsure of where
- feeling of "chasing the sunset"

Doomsday anxiety is not officially recognized. It was created by a user to describe this intermittent anxiety. There is no known cause. It is thought that perhaps the feeling has to do with a lack of fulfillment or accomplishment in one's life. Societal pressures and standards can make one feel as if though they are never doing enough.
Doomsday Anxeity
I took a nap in the middle of the day and I woke up with "Doomsday anxiety."

My project is due tomorrow and I haven't studied. I feel "doomsday anxiety" coming on.
by BlackOwlliterature February 17, 2019
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Doomsday flashbang

A doomsday flashbang is where the end of the world is about to happen so your whole neighbourhood cum simultaneously on the hottest woman around then all take turns slapping both her ears at the same time
Guy 1-let’s have a doomsday flashbang

Guy 2-Well it’s the end of the world anyway

Guy 3-LETS DO IT!!!
by TheRealMan101 December 20, 2022
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Doomsday-Google

A term used to define any activity, subject, methods, behaviors, or beliefs that may help you handle a by possible thought-up scenario.

A paranoid state of surfing where the user looks to actual possibilities and events and uses illegal drugs or mental disorder to reach satisfaction in solving all unplayable possibilities, before your head makes them again.

Tweak-google.

Geek-google
He went to doomsday-google the company if every shoemaker in her closet, bc they were names she said more than his, and his Ice was top-shelf.

He doomsday-Google's the rubber gloves to determine bulk 10k. Durable, versus 12k standard, to see how many he can afford to fit into as much space as possible, without overspending incase more are needed
by Odumb-Ess January 2, 2017
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