Israeling

The feeling of ownership over another population's land, resource access, and lives by way of having a god complex and religious scripture as testament to the right to commit criminal practices without accountability.

- Hey, do you know what Yaacov is up to these days?

- Last I heard, he's Israeling in Jerusalem

by The Palestinian Hawk June 19, 2022

Pulling an Israel

When you tell a load of people there's a sleepover at your friend's house without telling him, but by the time he realizes he can't tell them to leave because they're all set up in his house.

"Bro Dave was pulling an Israel on me the other day and I can't get them out."

by Sharky Jeff May 3, 2020

Israel Up

1. To perform a fuck up in the most massive, colossal and bloody way possible.
2. To consistently choose the worst possible course of action to go about achieving the right goals.
3. To succeed in the operation, but to kill a patient.

Man, did you how those guys managed to Israel Up last night? I can't believe they're still alive!

Did you see the game last night? The quarterback really israeled up, it's amazing that they won.

How did the meeting go? We got the deal, but they israeled us up real bad.

by i-love-il! June 2, 2010

israel government

Pieces Of Shit Who Don't Have Morals

"Yo Farmer Dude, Feed The Pigs Some Shit."
"I Don't Have Shit."
"Give Them The Israel Government."

by Israel is a Mistake July 31, 2021

Israeli Teen

A person born and raised in Israel reaching adolescence,and becoming a Israeli citizen with all that this implies. Typically very independent,involved in lots of social political activity or a youth movement. Short tempered and less calm then his European cousin this specie is well aware of extra hate against him through watching TV and surfing the net. unhumbled this creature goes out at night and parties like there is no tomorrow before joining the army,growing up and reaching adulthood fully after his after army world travels.

"Israeli teens have no rules! the go out even when they just heard of a suicidal bombing!'

Israeli teens are great fun,when i went to visit mu cousins in Tel Aviv we had the best of times!'

by mouseandwords September 13, 2012

Israel paradox

It is the paradox that Israel was meant to be a safe haven for the Jews of the world. Now, conversely, Israel's actions are creating insecurity for Jews in many countries.

The Israeli army's actions provoked counter-demonstrations in many countries, from New York to Berlin and Istanbul. The Israel Paradox is at work again.

by ThePhysopher October 28, 2023

Israeli Champagne

The act of a circumcised penis cumming in a girls mouth, then the girl swishes the cum around in her mouth to cause bubbles in the cum. The man then takes pulls up his foreskin above the penis head and then the girl spits the bubbled cum in the foreskin glass and drinks it.

This girl drank some Israeli Champagne out of my penis

by Cellucci November 30, 2018