Invited

The exact fucking opposite of what Chris is...

It’s like opposite land where everyone was invited

to tea except Chris

by Le Big Pastel October 4, 2017

collateral invite

When you extend an invite to a group of people in a room and there are people there you don't want to invite, but have to because it's the polite thing to do.

A: what the hell is he/she doing here?

B: collateral invite.

A: oh. i'm sorry.

by urbanwordsmith September 11, 2010

Anti-gravity invite

Opposite to a gravity invite. It is where someone is so hideous or unpopular that he/her and anyone in their general area automatically become uninvited by default.

Craig: Greg, who else should I invite to my party?
Greg: What about her in the short shorts.
Craig: Who? Gurtree? That fat bitch?!!! Yuck! No way! In fact now that I think of it, I am uninviting all those around her- Jeff, Felicity, T-dawg, Gavin and Susan.
Greg: What about Paul the rapist? He is over there...
Craig: No. I like that kid, there's something about him.
T-dawg: Yo man, why you gotta go ahead and disinvite a brother like that?
Craig: Greg said you ear-fucked Gurtree..
T-dawg: Man, thats nasty. Why you gotta spread shit like that Greg?

Greg: I didnt say that I....
T-dawg: Save it man, I get it your just a player hater... screw this I'm gonna go hang with my man Paul...
T-dawg to Paul: Man can you beleive I got an anti-gravity invite all because of that screw up Greg?
Paul: Dont worry, Im going to butt-fuck him on friday...

by Hsoj!!! August 25, 2009

invoke

When someone mentions something, such as an idea, in an attempt to make people feel a certain way or with a specific goal in mind.

To refer to something in order to support your ideals.

Also to make use of a law or right in defense or opposition to something perhaps. It is usually used as a transition verb.

Carrie invoked her Fifth Amendment privileges.

Tim invoked history to prove his point, because he needed support for his ideas.

The suspect invoked his right to an attorney.

by Jazz92293 July 2, 2014

No invite

When a friend checks in on Facebook or Swarm and Foursquare and you respond no invite as they didn't invite you to their destination

@amg133 just checked in to Debbie's Hotdog Stand and @avish_karr comments "No invite"

by coaxel May 14, 2015

invite yourself

Going to somewhere that you're not invited without even asking and just invite yourself

if there is a activity and you're not even invited but yet you just went without even asking and just invite yourself

by Cr4ck November 24, 2013

Invites

When you see a group of friends out without you and you sarcastically yell, "Invites man yeppp!"

Mako didn't read the chat aye
mako: "Invites man yeppp!"

by donkysmack9 November 2, 2017