Invite

When you see your two friends at the cafe and you know you didn't get an invite

Thanks for the invite, guys

by TFI-GUY June 8, 2018

Self-Invitee

The person at the party who heard, either through facebook (eg. events, reading wall-to-wall comments) or 'a friend' that the party was happening and decided that they should invite themselves even when they have no good business being there; ruining the night for everyone.

"err who invited that guy?"
"Oh, i guess he's a self-invitee"
"Wow what a douche"
Pete Sarich.

by UKnowWho@ur face February 12, 2009

Invitedaulded

To be emotionally delighted by receiving invites for something.

All these invites I got make me feel so invitedaulded.

by Flyswatter100 November 27, 2013

invitedalking

When a sexy something friends you on Facebook then gets uppity when you admit to stalking her on said profile.

Invitedalking
Hey you accept my friend request?
Ok just did, your mum looks hot hey!
WTF are you stalking me!!

by Tazzy Devil June 24, 2021

invitedrex501

A person who likes it up the ass

did you hear about invitedrex501?
yeah i heard he likes it in the ass

by Strider5182 January 6, 2022

Taxi Invite

When a person is invited to an event or outing simply because another person or group of people needed to bum a ride off of them.

"Who the hell invited Simon?"
"He was Mrs. Mineuse's taxi invite. She can't drive."

by Pecca Belletier July 19, 2012

Sidewayz Invite

Bullshit. Not real; Not fake enough to call fake either. Said through text (obviously;spelling). It's a way to know the difference between real an fake by the spelling. Scarcastic invites.

She text me some sidewayz invite... takin pictures in her bed.
So what?...Is that some kinda sidewayz invite?

by KandyKTrenton January 11, 2021