invisible husband

1.The act of a male spouse remaining perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to the question "Do I look fat?"
2.Also a device used by dogs,see "invisible dog"usually with better effect.

"Lee did not want to acknowledge his wife's question,so he went invisible husband to diffuse the situation."
invisible husband invisible dog avoidance spouse conflict avoidance avoidance

by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009

Invisible Gay

When you are hiding looking at gay shit

That guy over there is an invisible gay looking at his homies dick

by Invisible Gay January 26, 2020

invisible ninja

When you see someone hxc dancing, They are fighting invisible ninjas so to speak.

I see an army of invisible ninjas in the mosh pit tonight. Who will stop them?

by TTVMike May 17, 2004

Invisible lead soup

Falls from Power lines due to heavy electricity

"Invisible Lead Soup can bounce destructivley, flattening villages"

by chrissyal January 16, 2006

invisible minority

When you have an ethnic heritage but you can't tell by looking at you.

Jim is a quarter black, a quarter Indian, a quarter Lebanese and quarter Irish. He's pale and has blond hair and blue eyes - he's an invisible minority.

by mff11 November 23, 2010

Invisible children

children in Uganda who are being forced to become soldiers by the LRA, to fight against their government and their families. these children are forced to kill their families and friends. they are called invisible children because so many have no idea they exist, they live and die without record.
a group called the invisible children (founded by three college students who went to Uganda) found out about this war and are now trying to help them by building awareness, sending money, and have set up a station in Uganda to help these people.

today i found out about invisible children, you wouldn't belive what they go through.

by lotus94 May 19, 2007

invisible pirate

A Pirate take on the Surprise Sex sexual move where "ya slide outta the mists like a ship at night, ya come along side her as she slumbers, then ya lay into her with cannons blazing guns firing and before she has time to react, ya disappear back into the night from whence ya came".

"Arrr. When i got home me wench was asleep on the couch, so i invisible pirated her and was out of harms way before she could bring about her long guns."

by MN crew May 19, 2008