intentional false estimate

A charge that is not yet a criminal offense, but should be. Deliberately mis-stating how long something will take, how much it will cost, or how difficult it will be.

Originated by Larry Miller and Colonel Jeff Fox.

Tim: It's real close, an easy 5-10 minutes hike.
David (after a 30 minute hike straight up the side of a mountain): That wasn't 10 minutes!
Tim: I knew if I told you the truth, you wouldn't do it.
David: That's an intentional false estimate. You should be in jail, asshole.

Her: We just have to stop in at the party and say "hi". 30 minutes tops.
Him (2 hours later): 30 minutes!? 30 minutes?! Intentional false estimate!
Her: Just like, "the game will be over in 5 minutes?"

by Evadgib December 15, 2011

Intentional invenomation

The act of intentionally biting yourself with a dead, poisonous snake.

Fuck, Derek! Why did you go through with the intentional invenomation of yourself for science?

by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021

Intonation

The sing-song noises that you make when you talk. They can add some or all of the meaning to what you're saying, such as when you're being sarcastic.

I thought that jerk was being serious when he called me a stupid idiot until I realized from his intonation that he was being sarcastic.

by Lawless Lucy Levittown November 11, 2022

un-intentional emotional fuck(boy/girl)

Someone who gives somebody the idea that they want to be in a relationship with them/have sex with them, BUT.... doesn't realize that he or she is giving that vibe.

Christina thought she was in a loving relationship with Bob. Although, he did not intent to give her that idea.

Bob is in this case 'un-intentional emotional fuck(boy/girl).

by Hot in Psychotic December 4, 2017

hanging out with intention

that stage between just meeting someone and going out ; when mutual attraction exists but is not acknowledged.

"How was you're date?"

"No, it wasn't a date. We were just, like, hanging out with intentions..."

by rdogdabo$$ May 4, 2015

emotion triggers the finger; intention brings the gun

A statement of rejection of the "insantiy defense" for those who commit homicide with a gun.

One does not carry a weapon without intention of using it!

Bowling for Columbine; Aching for Aurora.

James Holmes' legal defense team may present a not-guilty by reasons of insanity, but while emotion triggers the finger; intention brings the gun, and he brought more than one gun!

by ad-92129 August 8, 2012

ill intentions

generally soft core rap group based out of small town iowa. known for raping pigs and humping cows.

Did you go to the ill intentions concert? nope.

by sexy dog 32 October 21, 2011