Insurance Piss

Previous to the act of masturbation, an Insurance Piss is the act of urinating immediately after the primary finish. This is to ensure that the individual can avoid cleaning up his Second Wind. (See Second Wind).

Paul was tired of cleaning up his Second Wind, so he began trying an Insurance Piss. This way he could pee and not worry about a secondary clean up.

by The Crawling King Snake March 18, 2014

Fan Insurance

When a band, singer or comedian is so bad, but has the respect of the fans to cheer anyways.

Man, Johns show was so awkward yesterday. The only reason why he got cheers, was because he had fan insurance.

by Chad Daddy October 13, 2009

life insurance

The reason why women usually kill their husbands.

Miss. Smith received life imprisonment for killing her husband for the insurance money.

by sarcastic September 1, 2003

Insurance Whore

These females are what is known as a God send to any male looking for easy sex. You will find these girls at all nightclubs up and down the UK. They normally never refuse sex and are not the most attractive in their appearance.

If a male has failed in his conquest to find a sex partner for the night, he can always lower his standards and find a "Insurance Whore". Just like car insurance will never let you down, neither will a 'Insurance Whore".

Les: I really came to this club looking for a nice girl to have sex with, but it's getting late and I can't see myself getting lucky now.
Phil: Don't be such a quitter, theres loads of "Insurance Whores" in this place, you just have to lower your standards.
Les: Thanks mate, You always know what to say to cheer me up!

by Paul Fleming July 12, 2006

insurance fuck

A girl who you fuck, in case you can't get a better fuck.

Rebecca is my insurance fuck this month cause schools out and I may not be able to do better.

by Simple! August 26, 2013

Bear insurance

your side arm that is used when you get attacked by a bear.

I was out hunting yesterday, when a bear charged me and I had to use my bear insurance.

by Pseudonym# March 5, 2013

Afterlife Insurance

What you pay to a church in donation, tithe, promissory, loyalty and allegiance 'guaranteeing' you a comfortable afterlife in that religions ethereal real estate. The one type of insurance than nobody can be held to account for and those selling it never having to pay up.

Mario don't give a shit bout doin' another hit because his afterlife insurance premiums are paid up.

by Beldar's big brother September 27, 2015