Instagram

(Noun)

The most addicting social media place there is.

Abigail: My iPod was taken away. I wish I had Instagram back

by giannadorothiagianni February 7, 2014

Instagram

A kind of "sketchpad" for professional and advanced amateur photographers who got over Flickr 3 years ago. Frequently maligned by more-money-than-talent "photographer wannabes" even though it becoming really popular with professional photojournalists and editorial shooters who don't have the desire/need to get 15 minutes of pseudo fame by being "interesting" or "explored."

A photographer wannabe: "I spent $12,000 on gear, how come you are getting laid?"

Instagrammer: "Because I just had a picture featured in the New York Times that I shot with Instagram."

by HaoPhat September 1, 2012

Instagram

A social media app that is for ages 12+ and u can see pictures, post them and DM your friends

OMG Lexi follow me on instagram so we can chat

by Tituana March 28, 2017

Instagram

It’s is an app that steals almost everything from Reddit. It’s steals memes. People who use Instagram are all normies.

“Do you know Instagram?”
“Oh that shit? The one which steals memes? Yeah”

by Redditor September 27, 2019

Instagram

a bitch, fix ur fucking app or else i will sue u. idgaf lol.

someone: OMG DID YOU DOWNLOADED THE APP CALLED INSTAGRAM?
me: fuck no that app is a bitch

by whotfdouthink October 5, 2021

Instagram

A mother who has a really fine daughter. A daughter that you would like to fuck and impregnate, making her mother a grandmother. Instant grandmother aka Instagram.

Mrs. Robinson is a fucking Instagram. Her daughter Kelsey is so damn fine.

by LitticusDuckicus October 24, 2019

Instagram

A place that steals memes from reddit and has more photoshop than a picture store.

Instagramer: Hey look at this meme
Redditor: Seen it.

by hatlack April 18, 2020