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investo

Trading your stocks into abandon houses is called an "investo".
I made an investo last weekend, now I'm out $7,500.
by L. Hill December 21, 2023
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incestor

an ancestor you have or have had sexual relations with
i love grandma she’s my favourite incestor she’s so wet
by epiccoolman93 January 27, 2024
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Incestorrhoea

It is a type of disability resulting from incest. It typically happens when their family member violently ejaculates inside them and get them pregnant.
*sees a disable person whose parents are siblings*

Person 1: what condition do they have?
Person 2: They have incestorrhoea! Can't you see their parents' face match each other?
by kalp101001 June 23, 2024
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Investorslop

"Investorslop" is a term used to describe a situation where a company makes dumb decisions to get more money from investors.
Roblox pushing AI content generation and age verification is an example of investorslop
by Dachaos February 8, 2026
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Investor Slop

When a company does something meant to only please their investors and not their users/players. That’s Investor Slop.
Person 1: Hey have you seen all those companies recently?
Person 2: What companies.
Person 1: Y’know, all those investor slop companies?
Person 2: Ohh those companies that only care about the rich dudes?
Person 1: Not the best way to describe it but yeah.
by Investor_Slop June 19, 2025
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strategic investor

A strategic investor is someone who has a strategic reason for investing in your enterprise; that is, they have an over-arching interest in your success. You can find strategic investors by looking through your supply chain and your value chain. Even your competitors can be a source of strategic start-up capital if they are looking to you as a new co-opetitor.
Say you are bootstrapping a new home builder. A trade creditor (supplier) might extend credit to you for building materials and supplies or a client might give you a sizable down payment on a home purchase; in essence, each of them become a strategic investor in your business. Or say you are starting an athletic wear clothing business, department stores might give you a cash advance in return for exclusivity or a sports drink company might sponsor your line of clothing in return for co-branding opportunities.
by ProfBruce April 20, 2011
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Serious Investor

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Did you see all those "Serious Investors" at the Luna conference?
by JWOKIN June 3, 2022
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