Kick an Infant Day

A legal day where you can kick any infant,

small child, or even pregnant women for no good reason at all.

Sasha : Did you hear its national 'Kick an Infant Day' ?

Eren : Yeah, why dont we go hit up the hospital?

by cecile sucks November 11, 2020

infant head

When a breast implant is the size of an infants head!

Look at the infant heads on that one!

by Small head big boobs October 10, 2013

Alexander Infante

Small man who brags about his quads

Bro shut the up you sound exactly like Alexander Infante

by Fartnut Fatrineteoidfnsf June 2, 2021

Infant

A type of sustenance for dogs and elderly women, commonly used in stews.

I'm prepping the ingredients for our infant soup!

by bowlofbeans January 14, 2024

Noodle Infant

PastaBaby

Why the fuck is this "Noodle Infant" stalking Adam's friends?

by Twitteraddict May 7, 2011