immortalization

The act of trying to add a word to urbandictionary so that one's creative word-smithing can become immortalized. Coined by Anthony Holden on Facebook late March 2009.

Dude, what the hell does that mean?

Man, I don't know, I just made that shit up.

Well you're one witty mother fucker. You oughtta patent that shit or something.

Dude, I already submitted it to urbandictionary.com for immortalization.

by MasterOpieWan March 26, 2009

Importabooty

When a guy has a female friend fly in for a "visit" with the hidden or overt intent of hooking up. Proper usage of the word requires the crossing of state or international borders. See booty call when visits involve shorter traveling distance.

Isn't your Ex flying in for the weekend? Wanna hang out later?

I think we're gonna stay in so I can enjoy that importabooty.

by N9N9 January 23, 2011

Immorticide

The act of committing eternal life.

Now that you've committed immorticide, you will never die, not even if you're chopped into atoms, stuck into fifty thousand supermassive black holes, and live to one hundred sextillion googolplex years after the death of the universe. God can't kill you. The destruction of the omniverse can't kill you. And you're going to experience all of it and all the pain, too.

by Mr. Doomburg February 3, 2014

important Homework

Dude i know you're reading this thinking its gonna make you laugh but seriously do your homework its for a lot of points and besides the teacher is watching

do your important Homework now or you're gonna regret it!

by Go_Die_Today November 9, 2020

Immortal

the type of person that the snail approaches

try and run if you wish but the inevitability of the snail will never let you truly rest

immortal snail: you cannot stop me.

by gechlorsh the unfathomable October 28, 2021

Immortal Rizz

When you have so much rizz (ability to pull) you still have it when you die

Guy 1:"Broo watch me rizz up this girl"
Guy 2:"If you can do that you got immortal rizz"

by Demo-X January 30, 2023

Self-Imbortion

self-imbortion is the act of aborting oneself without parental consent when you are between the ages of 1-18. Self-imbortion is the action of causing oneself to turn inside out so that their external selves are now inside, and their internal selves are now outside. This is the end would cause the child/adolescent to die from either asphyxiation from being stuck in the body, or organ failure—caused by the organs now being outside of the body, overall meaning they are more vulnerable.

Self-Imbortion can also mean imploding on oneself solely from religious beliefs so strong that they induce suicidal thoughts.

After coming home from work, billy felt worthless. So, Billy decided to commit self-imbortion on himself.

by gayfish23 March 25, 2019