A person who feels that every time he/she sees a triangle or pyramid, they have to exclaim: "ILLUMINATI! THAT SHIT IS FUCKING ILLUMINATI MAN!!" and they expect to start preaching about the NWO and all of Alex Jones's and other payed shit-stirers' misconceptions on how the horrors in the world are actually taking place.
illuminati freak : Dude! your shirt is fucking illuminati bro! It has a fucking triangle on it!
logical human being Dude, sometimes a triangle, is just a fucking triangle.
logical human being Dude, sometimes a triangle, is just a fucking triangle.
by i have nothing better to do June 8, 2014
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Read all previous definitions of Illuminati and see if they all make sense as one pure definition. (unless the definition is not truly believed by the publisher or about a computer/console game, that one's probably sadly true)
This pure definition make sense? Na, because nobody who would post information about a secret group would actually KNOW about it's beliefs/aims they would only be able to assume, as they would be a non-member (assuming the Illuminati does exist).
There's a reason they call it a theory.
This pure definition make sense? Na, because nobody who would post information about a secret group would actually KNOW about it's beliefs/aims they would only be able to assume, as they would be a non-member (assuming the Illuminati does exist).
There's a reason they call it a theory.
by Rationalising March 21, 2009
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a secret cabal of transgender people who, according to trans-exclusionary radical feminists, members of the far right, and religious fanatics like Pope Francis, have taken over the medical establishment, the schools, and the media in order to turn everyone transgender.
No one knows why the trans illuminati wants everyone to be transgender. All we know is that they're up to no good.
by Attila the Hon October 1, 2016
Get the trans illuminati mug.I thought that Rob, Jordan, and Dave might be part of the Illuminati... But then I realized that they were just retarded. Illuminardi confirmed.
by Topkekfan98 October 31, 2014
Get the illuminardi mug.Illuminati is a triangle with an eye. It’s also some sort of conspiracy theory. Oh, and it can be found on the back of the $1 bill
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Get the illuminati mug.A phenomenon that occurs when illuminati hysteria (fear that a person, group, or thing is associated to the Illuminati) becomes widespread. Once it happens, the believers will then make up "proof" that the accused is part of the Illuminati. Sometimes, the accused or those related may be tortured or unnecessarily exorcised, further worsening the problem. If it becomes severe enough, it can become similar to the Spanish Inquisition or the Salem Witch Trials.
A: Why the heck are Sally and her boyfriend being exorcised in the break room?
B: Oh don't mind them. It's just another Illuminati scare. It'll probably gonna go away.
B: Oh don't mind them. It's just another Illuminati scare. It'll probably gonna go away.
by W0rldOnFiRe October 27, 2012
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