Italy was the start of civilization in europe, including greece of course. its desendants came from egypt that moved through the mediteranian. after many centuries it became the most powerful 'province' in europe, and rome became the center of christianity. after, it was defeated by the germanic or teuton clan wich is now called germany.
even though its brilliant location and fascinating land marks, and very brave ancestors, italy's population turned into a foul and horrible race that are scared of people around them, so they try to kill them, but they usually dont exceed. in the first world war, italy joined germany and the austro-hungarian side, they started to lose and they join ed the antants, they chickened out, in school there they have history up till before the first world war, and they finish, in the second world war they also joined germany since they wer winning, then they attacked albania, and they needed help from germany, useless. and then when the allies atacked italy on their ground they chickened out n threw mussolini out of the country. lame. they may have pasta(which was actually found in china first), pizza(the food of poor carthaginians who lived on sardinia), i dont mean to be racist or stereotype, but please, italy... nothing to see here!
even though its brilliant location and fascinating land marks, and very brave ancestors, italy's population turned into a foul and horrible race that are scared of people around them, so they try to kill them, but they usually dont exceed. in the first world war, italy joined germany and the austro-hungarian side, they started to lose and they join ed the antants, they chickened out, in school there they have history up till before the first world war, and they finish, in the second world war they also joined germany since they wer winning, then they attacked albania, and they needed help from germany, useless. and then when the allies atacked italy on their ground they chickened out n threw mussolini out of the country. lame. they may have pasta(which was actually found in china first), pizza(the food of poor carthaginians who lived on sardinia), i dont mean to be racist or stereotype, but please, italy... nothing to see here!
1:oh dear god! theres two-hundred italian military comin to our house!
2: get the stick, the cowards 'll be running in seconds!!
2: get the stick, the cowards 'll be running in seconds!!
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