University of Northern Iowa

The smallest and best of Iowa's three state Universities. Nestled in Cedar Falls with over and 10,000 trees on campus and a near 2:1 girl to guy ratio, a pretty damn awesome school.

You may have seen us on YouTube due to the massively popular Interlude dance.

You may have seen us on national television when we knocked Kansas out of the NCAA tourney in 2010.

The University of Northern Iowa STUNS Kansas In Massive Upset.

Ho! The Purple and the Gold, Victory for U-N-I!

by UNIPanthersGuy September 22, 2011

Clear Lake, Iowa

Clear Lake, Iowa, is a city in north-central Iowa. The lake for which it is named isn't clear; it's green. The city features a quality education system, but many people here can end up to be slightly biased when it comes to matters like gay marriage, abortion, homosexual pastors in church, and other major issues. It is a primarily Republican town. The population can sometimes double in the summer tourist season. This town was home to the last concert of Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper, who crashed a few miles north of town in an airplane early in the morning of February 3rd, 1959. The school mascot is a lion.

Edward: Clear Lake, Iowa sucks; it's full of snobs and bitches.

Joe: Shut up, we're WAY better than Mason City, Iowa or Ventura, Iowa. Mason's full of druggies and Ventura is Clear Lake's reject school for the people who didn't have the balls to stand it here!

Edward: ...I heard they have a good band program....

Joe: Ours is better! And we completely own them in football!

Edward: ...shut up.

by AnIowan January 9, 2011

Iowa

State in the midwest, mostly farmland, but has a fantastic balance of rural, suberban, and highly populated areas. It is named after the Soux indian name meaning land between 2 rivers(missouri, Mississippi). Produces more corn and pork than any other state, and is not home to a bunch of hicks. in fact Iowa has the highest % of leteracy in the United states. statisticly its largest city, Des Moines, is in a perfect location for trade because it lies on interstate 35 and interstate 80, 2 of the buisiest highways in the US. however, because of Chicago's close proximity there isnt quite as many large factorys as there should be. Iowa is a beautiful state with hilly reigons in the east and hundreds of rivers and streams. The people are known for being friendly, usually hard working, and down to earth.

***to readers in the Northeast and california specificly***
No, just because someone lives in Iowa does not mean that they live on a farm. enough said. and another thing, stop mistaking Iowa for Idaho and Ohio. yes, they do sound the same but seriously, get it right its not that hard

1:Hey, where are you from?
2:Iowa
1:Isn't that where the potatoes grow?
2:No ,thats Idaho
1:So what are you a farmer?
2No, i live in Des Moines
1:Oh, how many people live there, 15,000?
2:(sighs)

by El Fiestador December 23, 2010

Iowa Icepack

The act of putting a small icepack up the girl's butt, and then fucking her in the ass. the ice pack keeps the male's dick chilled

Last night was so wild, things got pretty heated, so we decided to finish the night with an Iowa Icepack

by ThatDirtyChick October 15, 2012

iowa bed and breakfast

A place where you stay, that after being drugged you wake up to find your things have been stolen and you may have been raped.

Man, my friend's house that I stayed at the other night turned out to be a real Iowa Bed and Breakfast.

by Mrs. JD May 23, 2016

Charles City, Iowa

A city in northeastern Iowa. Which is located about 30 miles east from Mason City. That had a population of about 7,373 people in 2017. It is the county seat of Floyd county. It is home of the comets.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Charles City, Iowa.

by NoChillPhil5 March 6, 2019

Iowa Nasty

When a cob of corn is buttered for lubrication and inserted into a female's asshole.

I gave Courtney the old Iowa Nasty last night. She likes a corny surprise.

by Albertus Magnus February 29, 2016