impesion

The act of impeding someone. To cause agrivation by getting in someones way.

All this mess you have left on my desk is causing me massive impesion.

by Ron Scanlan November 7, 2006

First Impressionist

An individual who can read people and adjust his or her personality to fit their so-called expectations.

The ability to read others and yet still remain unreadable yourself.

I met the new temp at work and since I am a first impressionist I can read her and know she is interested in more qiet guys than loud party-goers. So fixed my personality to be less outgoing and more shy towards her.

by Mowzur February 4, 2010

impressionate

leaving an imprint on the fabric of reality. It's like what ghosts do.

Their love was so strong it will impressionate throughout time.

by Vorlon007 June 13, 2015

Mr Impressions

Mr Impressions is a comedian, impressionist, analyst, anime and comic expert on the show Dream Fights! Imagine if Whiz from ScrewAttack was black, southern, and objective. Creator of "Racist Batman."

Mr Impressions is a hateful bastard for inventing Racist Batman!

by Lil' Taste October 24, 2016

aimpression

An state of depression only shown on AIM, but not in real-life.

AIM Away message - "I hate the world." or "I'm so sad" or "...uggh, not happy"

Real life - "Hey guys! What's up?!? Lets go get pizza!"

The away messages show aimpression. Notice how our subject is happy when he/she is not on aim.

by kanakkanakka November 25, 2005

Impressionize

To imply

Tom impressionized that he did the dishes by saying liked that there were no longer dishes in the sink

by Hellothere7426o January 29, 2018

ibpression

The incurable autosomal depression caused by a two year IB Diploma Programme during High School. Normal symptoms include constant exhaustion yet utter lack of sleep, constant guilt even when time off is taken, frequent suicidal thoughts and complete understanding of academic failure. Extreme cases have had people sleeping on their desks at 3pm mumbling TOK essay ideas. Repression of symptoms has been evident with online Instagram IB-support meme groups. However, sole therapy seems to be the 5-July liberation - be it failure or not.

-Mate, I'm feeling so sick but I don't know why.. i get fever, and even when I don't, it's like my soul has been sucked. All I want to do is just sit on my bed and stare at the ceiling in shame
-That's a clear case of ibpression sir!

by jim.nt December 12, 2016