Articles that the unnamed narrator discovers:
I Am Jack's Medulla Oblongata
I Am Jill's Nipple
I Am Jack's Colon
Variations that the unnamed narrator creates:
I Am Jack's Raging Bile Duct
I Am Jack's Cold Sweat
I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise
I Am Jack's Inflamed Sense of Rejection
I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge
I Am Jack's Broken Heart
I Am Jack's Medulla Oblongata
I Am Jill's Nipple
I Am Jack's Colon
Variations that the unnamed narrator creates:
I Am Jack's Raging Bile Duct
I Am Jack's Cold Sweat
I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise
I Am Jack's Inflamed Sense of Rejection
I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge
I Am Jack's Broken Heart
by Jack Colon May 9, 2008
by BUBBLE butt176 February 28, 2020
An application for the iPhone which costs $999.99 USD and does nothing but display a picture of a glowing red ruby and some text:
"I am rich
I deserv it sic
I am good,
healthy &
successful"
"I am rich
I deserv it sic
I am good,
healthy &
successful"
OMG did you see the new application for the iPhone that costs a thousand bucks? It's called "I Am Rich!" I'm gonna get it! IPHONE RULEZ!!!
by Anonymous938743 August 12, 2008
The realization that while the patriarchy isn’t about horses, it’s okay to be just Ken in Barbieland
Barbie: I thought you wanted to spread the patriarchy in Barbieland.
Ken: I lost interest in it when it when I found out it had nothing to do with horses. But I am Kenough
Ken: I lost interest in it when it when I found out it had nothing to do with horses. But I am Kenough
by MisterGuy9014 July 26, 2023
I am jeuse
by keep_scrolling_please March 8, 2019
I am groot! I am groot! I am groot!
by I love Post Malone! March 8, 2020
by dinosaur shit UwU March 15, 2020