GOD OF HYPOCRISY

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by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 26, 2022

Hypocrisy

Republicans calling out AOC for being on the cover of a magazine in fancy clothes when a billionaire with a supermodel for a wife is their president.

Oh the hypocrisy. *said in regards to the confirmation of Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court*

by BigWilly31 November 28, 2020

Hypocrisy Paradox

Consistently being silent about or speaking out against those things that normally you speak out against or keep silent about as circumstances dictate.

Preacher Anthony captures himself in a Hypocrisy Paradox each time he rants against same sex marriage from the pulpit on Sunday after marrying a couple of fornicators on Saturday.

by snake plisskent June 2, 2020

CRYBABY HYPOCRISY

**Crybaby Hypocrisy** refers to individuals who harbor intense feelings of hatred toward President Trump but do not exhibit the same scrutiny or disdain for their local politicians.

This term also applies to those who become visibly enraged when discussing Trump yet are unaware of who their state representatives are or what bills are currently under consideration

DAMN, MY FUCKING PROPERTY TAXES WENT UP!!!! FUCK YOUUUU TRUMMMPPPP.

ALL WHILE YOUR STATE LOST SOME FUNDING BECAUSE of their careless spending and dosent know how to function.

A better example is:

WHO IS YOUR PRESIDENT?

THAT IDIOT TRUMP

WHOS YOUR STATE SENATOR?
I DONT KNOW

Dude thats Crybaby Hypocrisy.

by Kory Brooks May 31, 2025

Hypocrisy

A guy who beats the shit out of his wife and wins a baseball game in the same day has accomplished 2 things that day, one considered (agreed to be) by most people to be negative, the other positive. You could ask OJ about what that's like, nobody thinks of OJ without thinking of a criminal, people hardly remember he played football too. If you're gonna judge one book by its cover, shouldn't you judge all books by their covers? The same people who don't think each person is different are usually the ones telling people not to judge books by their covers, and that there's more than meets the eye in the first place (except with guys like OJ or wife beating baseball players, for some reason they think you should judge certain people if they tell you to do so). They tell you don't underestimate them, but its fine if you ridicule others.

Judging one kind of book by its cover and not another is hypocrisy. Since everyone's a hypocrite, everyone would have a cause to investigate hypocrisy in others.

by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020

Hypocrisy

When scientists are dictating what common sense should be for everyone, you have hypocrisy.

Scientists are among the least socially responsible people around, and they're telling people about taking things seriously and common sense. Hypocrisy is hypocrisy for the rest of us hypocrites.

by Solid Mantis July 31, 2020

Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine

When 1 roommate plays 1968 by the turnpike troubadours literally hundreds of times on the guitar in the living room until it's stuck in the other roommate's head and then the second roommate sings the song in his room while the first roommate, who is working in the living room, shushes him.

Lloyd: "it's been a long time coming good to see you my old friend"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"

by levered_lloyd April 21, 2021