Scientists are among the least socially responsible people around, and they're telling people about taking things seriously and common sense. Hypocrisy is hypocrisy for the rest of us hypocrites.
by Solid Mantis July 31, 2020
Get the Hypocrisymug. Expecting someone you've been stealing from for years to love, praise and respect you is hypocrisy since they don't owe you any of that.
He/she expected everyone to follow his/her bullshit rules after taking all their money, and expected them all to be in a mood to celebrate, what's a worse hypocrisy than that?
by Solid Mantis March 27, 2020
Get the Hypocrisymug. **Crybaby Hypocrisy** refers to individuals who harbor intense feelings of hatred toward President Trump but do not exhibit the same scrutiny or disdain for their local politicians.
This term also applies to those who become visibly enraged when discussing Trump yet are unaware of who their state representatives are or what bills are currently under consideration
This term also applies to those who become visibly enraged when discussing Trump yet are unaware of who their state representatives are or what bills are currently under consideration
DAMN, MY FUCKING PROPERTY TAXES WENT UP!!!! FUCK YOUUUU TRUMMMPPPP.
ALL WHILE YOUR STATE LOST SOME FUNDING BECAUSE of their careless spending and dosent know how to function.
A better example is:
WHO IS YOUR PRESIDENT?
THAT IDIOT TRUMP
WHOS YOUR STATE SENATOR?
I DONT KNOW
Dude thats Crybaby Hypocrisy.
ALL WHILE YOUR STATE LOST SOME FUNDING BECAUSE of their careless spending and dosent know how to function.
A better example is:
WHO IS YOUR PRESIDENT?
THAT IDIOT TRUMP
WHOS YOUR STATE SENATOR?
I DONT KNOW
Dude thats Crybaby Hypocrisy.
by Kory Brooks May 31, 2025
Get the CRYBABY HYPOCRISYmug. Consistently being silent about or speaking out against those things that normally you speak out against or keep silent about as circumstances dictate.
Preacher Anthony captures himself in a Hypocrisy Paradox each time he rants against same sex marriage from the pulpit on Sunday after marrying a couple of fornicators on Saturday.
by snake plisskent June 2, 2020
Get the Hypocrisy Paradoxmug. When 1 roommate plays 1968 by the turnpike troubadours literally hundreds of times on the guitar in the living room until it's stuck in the other roommate's head and then the second roommate sings the song in his room while the first roommate, who is working in the living room, shushes him.
Lloyd: "it's been a long time coming good to see you my old friend"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"
by levered_lloyd April 21, 2021
Get the Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machinemug. “BLM”
“I think that alm”
“That’s racist”
“Aren’t you the people who kill people because of their skin color?”
“Can’t be racist against white people!”
“Yes you can.”
“No you can’t!!!!”
“That’s hypocrisy”
“YOUR RACIST REEEEEEEE”
“I think that alm”
“That’s racist”
“Aren’t you the people who kill people because of their skin color?”
“Can’t be racist against white people!”
“Yes you can.”
“No you can’t!!!!”
“That’s hypocrisy”
“YOUR RACIST REEEEEEEE”
by Bearboi is MAD November 4, 2020
Get the Hypocrisymug. Refusing to acknowledge one's own negative feelings and double standards, instead choosing to poke at or call out other people's.
The guy/girl thought that he/she was not a hypocrite, while everyone else thought he/she was a hypocrite too. Cynicism masked by a smile is still cynicism, not optimism, its hypocrisy just like everybody else's.
by Solid Mantis June 10, 2020
Get the Hypocrisymug.