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hyperspasm

an explosive emotional reaction to bad or unwanted news.

Losing one's ability to react calmly.

Losing one's rational thinking process and going berzerk.

Loss of all fundamental rationalization.

A situation that has lost all control.
Geez mom, don't go into a hyperspasm just because he's black and Jewish!

The teacher opened Johnny's box and a frog jumped up at her sending her into a royal hyperspasm.

When Mark heard that his wife voted for Obama he had a hyperspasm attack in the parking lot.

Our current economy is suffering an unprecedented hyperspasm.
by tainochief November 19, 2010
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Hypersift

1. Denotes the phenomenon of hazy and frantic searching through the senseless repository of useless internet information to find something deemed worthy of curiosity, mildly entertaining, or stuff you need.

2. Removal of the whole bunch of other crap ...
It was a total hypersift to find that.

I just drank coffee and hypersifted some new blogs.
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hypesypha

(noun) The absolute worst rapper on the planet; A human being with a substandard level of intelligence that suffers from artistic retardation.
i.e. Did you hear Adam's new son? He's such a hypesypha. I'm so done.
by Jarvis Pinkerton January 11, 2014
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Hypeshit

when the music is so intense it makes you wana get off your damn chair and jump out the nearest window because you just suddenly feel like it
guy1: hey dude did you listen to the song that DSG uploaded yesterday
guy2: yeh boi that was some intense hypeshit if i do say so myself
by gayererness March 13, 2018
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Hypersalvation

Hypersalvation is a medical problem of the mouth produce to much saliva for the mouth to hold and dribbling. This can be stopped with steroids or surgery to get your saliva duct removed.
Me-i heard Amy was going to the hospital today
Friend- yes she’s getting new medication for her hypersalvation
by Weakgirl111 June 14, 2019
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Hyperscolivismeatydickcheese

Hyperscolivismeatydickcheese is when you stick your meaty dick into cheese on toast
Bro I just dropped my cheese on toast onto my dock I think I now havehyperscolivismeatydickcheese
by I’ve done a poo December 23, 2021
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Hyperstasis

When the Body is functioning at Dual Hemispheric activation with both sides of the brain and the subject it performs intuitive functions while simultaneously making massive calculations in the brain. The result is a synchronized action of the mind and body and spirit.
The skier tapped into hyperstasis while calculating his speed and snow condition correctly to effortlessly transition from landing a 50 foot cliff.

The sniper swiftly calculates the distance, wind speed, and caliber of the rifle to concisely align the target with the Exhale in a moment of Hyperstasis

Using Hyperstasis the day trader intuitively utilized volume price analysis to execute a successful five-minute bull flag.
by flying dogma September 20, 2022
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