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Hyper Wank

A wank so fast and furious that your penis turns purple, your arms ache and you have the most amazing orgasm in your life. There is nothing more amazing
Yo man have you seen Harrisons right arm? Its huge!
Im not surprised, he has a hyper wank every day, i ought to try it some day!
by The Oliphant Man May 9, 2013
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Hyper Liker

When a compulsive Facebooker excessively LIKES every stupid post and comment he crosses.
If there's one thing I hate, it's a Hyper Liker! Watch, they'll all LIKE this.
by Gadeanz May 30, 2014
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Hyper-boleh

pronounced hyper-bowl-lay : came from a mispronounciation of "hyperbole"
hyper-boleh is used to intensify any feeling you have, like how a hyperbole exaggerates something too.
im feeling hyper-boleh angry at him
im so hyper-boleh happy i got full marks for the test!
by saggitarius_sushi March 16, 2021
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Hyper Troll

To have intercourse with a girl, wearing a squid mask/helmet, and then whilst nutting on the girls face, scream "Squid Games" and then bust in her eye. The hyper troll occurs when the girl being nutted on has been assaulted prior. Allegedly.
Damien: "Yo dude im gonna hyper troll this girl who was touched as a child"
Arnold: " Sick Dude! Make sure you have a squid mask handy!"
by Schlimeson April 5, 2022
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the Hoerner

When the opposite partner affectionately touches you and immediately turns away and pretends to be tired, yet comes back repeatedly after a few moments over and over again
A girl kisses a boy and looks deep into his eyes (both thinking this is awesome!!!!) as the boy goes back to kiss her again she turns her head back and acts like she's tired just to play her games. the hoerner is what you just experienced
by Yorkmiester April 20, 2010
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Hyper Sonic

Using the 7 Super Emeralds, Sonic the Hedgehog could transform into Hyper Sonic after collecting 50 rings.
He was faster, stronger, could jump higher than,
and over-all out perform Sonic's other form,
Super Sonic.
After finding the 7 Chaos Emeralds,
Sonic took them to the Master Emerald
where they were powered up into Super Emeralds.
Hyper Sonic as only appeared twice,
first in Sonic 3&Knuckles(genesis)
and then in Sonic Mega Collection(GCN,PS2,XBX), but that doesn't count.
by Semi-Hyper Sonic. June 28, 2004
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Hyberdating

When your whole world revolves around you and your boyfriend/girlfriend. And It’s only them, no one else. You spend ALL your time with them, and you ONLY hang out with them, and you ONLY talk about them, and everything you do is about THEM. Most likely you will end up having: no friends and no personal space or private time.
Friend: "Hey, wanna hang out today?"
Hyberdater: "No, im seeing ____ today"
Friend "Oh ok, how about this weekend?"
Hyberdater: "Well...I'll be with ____ then too"
Friend: "Uhm..alright, so you comin' to my birthday?"
Hyberdater: "Oh darn, I have plans that night with ____"
Friend: "You know what..forget it. Have fun with your hyberdating"
by mosterface483 December 2, 2010
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