hydro flask

a generic water bottle used most commonly by vsco girls.

-and i oop! i dropped my hydro flask! sksksksksksk

by Bobette D. April 28, 2020

Hydro Flask

All stupid annoying bitches weapon if choice. After beating their target they say and i oop to mock the other bitch.

I beat the fuck out of Tiffany with my hydro flask.

by TuMadre69420lol October 20, 2019

Hydro Homies

The homies at the gym who drink out of a gallon jug instead of a regular human-sized water bottle, making them “super” hydrated.

Some of the guys at my gym are total hydro homies.

by Goth_Gravy August 15, 2019

Hydro dream

When an instance of sexual excitment occurs in one's sleep, it may cause one to spurt. If the spurt released is a small one, it is merely a wet dream. If you need to pressure clean your blankets afterwards, it is a hydro dream.

Man, I almost drowned my mother in that hydro dream.

by Benjamin "Benny" Dover May 19, 2009

the hydro pump

the sexual act of taking two fists and pumping them in and out of the vagina

man jay daddy took the hydro pump like a pro

by stankyvag May 1, 2009

Hydro Flask

A really great water bottle! They’re a little on the spendy side, ($39.95 for 32 oz) but they really are the worth the price, they hold ice for about two days (unless you keep refilling it). They are also much better for the environment than plastic water bottles!

Guys, I bought an awesome stainless steel water bottle!
Oh it must be a Hydro Flask

by KarlKangerooMan February 24, 2019

Hydro cracked

The act of pouring water down someones exposed butt crack. Aka hide your crack. Defined by Bronwyn.

My brothers butt-crack was hanging out so i hydro cracked him

by swampcrack February 5, 2012