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hypster

The person responsible for selling or generating "hype" about a new idea or thing. The person behind a HUGE public relations push.
"That guy was selling his junk hard. What a total hypster!"
by Dave James March 9, 2007
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Hypster

The Hipster of the hip-hop world. Following every new trend convincing themselves that they are different from one another. Commonly using terms like "bro.." "swag" "ratchet" "turn up" etc. Although these species are common they are very hard to keep up with. With a new week brings up new slang terms, more colorful pants, music with meaningless lyrics, a rapper with a one hit wonder, etc. This definition is guaranteed to change just as hypesters do but you get the picture now.
"Hey bro your girl is turning up with that bro and actin a ratchet...bro" - Hypster
by Sauce213 June 19, 2014
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hysteric

He is hysteric right now someone stop him!
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Hysterians

Any group of people that gets really upset about a topic or a happening.
The vegan hysterians cry "fowl" if you kill a chicken!
by Bev Maxwell December 26, 2007
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hysterrible

Having both hysterical and terrible qualities, each of which intensifies the other. Describes something you laugh at, even though you know you shouldn't.
Have you heard the song "Special Olympics" by Stephen Lynch? Its hysterrible.
by Jeikun March 12, 2010
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Hysteria Strength

Hysteria Strength or Hysterical Strength also referred to as Superhuman Strength is a genetic mechanism hardcoded into human DNA that is triggered during massive and life threatening scenarios. During such event the human brain, primarily the Hypothalamus triggers the muscle fibers to contract and in a single instance triggers all muscle fibers asynchronously. During this moment the body is capable of superhuman strength, and the person in such condition is capable of lifting anywhere from 500 to 1600 (1.6 tons) kilograms.

Such life saving mechanism comes at a cost, the cost is chance of ripping muscles tissues from bone, and permanently damaging muscles. It is also been proven that human body uses limited amount of its full muscles potential, as this allows the body to most efficiently operate.
In 2011, in Tampa, Florida, 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m), 295 lb (134 kg) college football player Danous Estenor lifted a 3,500 lb (1,600 kg) car off of a man who had been caught underneath. The man was a tow truck driver who had been pinned under the rear tire of a 1990 Cadillac Seville, which had lurched forward as he worked underneath it. The mans brain went into "Hysteria Strength" mode in order to save a stranger's life.
by ZeroToleranceCat September 21, 2013
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hystericaliest

(From the Greek: kōmōidía) The epitome of everything that is, was, or ever will be funny. Comedy stems from them. The definition of humorous was a vague attempt to describe this incomparable jester, spitter of jokes, humorist, comedian, etc.

In a literal sense, the best at the funnies. The world can not handle the amount of funny that spills forth from the one who is, deemed by sound math and backed by science, the hystericaliest.
He's literally the hystericaliest! I better slow down. No one can keep up with that guy!
by The hystericaliest March 10, 2015
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