steamed Humphrey

A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”

Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.

by Bitcheloid January 24, 2023

Humphrey

The only bad thing about Humphrey is his parents bad choice in names.

Imagine the hardest muscles you've ever seen; those pecs of steel, that 6 pack of doctor pepper- this is Humphrey using 1% of his power. Humphrey's jawline is more defined then Dwayne Johnson's bald patch. He has to shave every day (example of how much of an alpha male Humphrey is), and he bullies people who watch anime and use neopronouns.

Honestly, Humphrey is the ultimate life form.

Kid1: Man, I wish I was as sexy as Humphrey is.
Kid2: Yeah, Humphrey get's all the bitches...

by IPullBitches April 24, 2022

Humphrey Milton

Humphrey Milton is a loving and caring child. He is 3. He also thinks that he is a cat called whiskers

"Who is whiskers" Oh that's Humphrey Milton isn't he sweet.

by MilesMilton January 5, 2022

Humphrey

A large and stale bowel movement that has been inside you for 48 hours. “Hey, what’s that smell?!Do you have a sewage problem?” “No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”

“Damn, did a sewage line break?” “ No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”

by Mark Tweak January 23, 2021

Nash Humphrey

Nash's forehead is bigger than his future

Nash Humphrey likes men

by fortfag February 9, 2021

Humphrey

A person who knows your name but you don't know theirs

That guys such a humphrey. I see him everyday but I can't seem to remember his name

by Pseudozer March 5, 2021

Humphrey go bart

A small shuttle service operated by uc berkeleys bear transit running between Berkeley bart station and the Lawrence. Hall of science in berkeley ca
In the 1970s

Humphrey go bart was a nice shuttle service

Clever play on words too!

by 4realazitgits April 7, 2021