Ayden Humphrey

A horrible person, usually has a face filled with pimples, somehow manages to get a girlfriend, but never lets the relationship last long

hey yo dude, did you see the new kid? yeah man, he looks like a total Ayden Humphrey

by Cocained Matthew October 27, 2021

steamed Humphrey

A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”

Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.

by Bitcheloid January 24, 2023

lily humphrey

a very weird girl who doesnt know when to shut up

ugh omg theres lily humphrey

by ppppy.austin April 4, 2023

Uncle Humphrey

A very dark white man

He’s an Uncle Humphrey

by Jadams772 November 1, 2025

Humphry Challenger

A munchkin/pygmy type creature often big-faced, around 2 1/2 feet tall, and adorned in a orange and black leprechaun-like outfit. The Challenger can jump in your window and challenge you to a brawl. Closely related to the Pygmy Scout.

Holy shit!Earl, did you see that Humphry Challenger eating my oatmeal out of the GD trough?

by Boz Scaggert November 9, 2008

humphreyian

a humphreyian is someone who is a #🐳-humphrey main in the omori discord server

"oh, (name) is a humphreyian!"

by mwrisa January 12, 2022

Humphrette

The one and only wife to Humphrey, Stink Master, and Giver of AIDS.

Yo did you hear about Humphrette? I heard she married Humphrey. And apparently they smashed.

by thatmanguy21 July 17, 2018