A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”
Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.
by Bitcheloid January 24, 2023

he is a real g always helping his homies out he is just overpowered in the girl department he says 1 a day to keep the herpes away make no sense but no1 cares
by ya nans worst noightmare October 7, 2020

by MilkHandles June 6, 2020

Bob: I almost split the shitter this morning. The Humphrey I did was almost as big as the bear.
Jim: Had a little too much Sultana Bran for breakfast, then?
Jim: Had a little too much Sultana Bran for breakfast, then?
by lagr31 July 3, 2022

A small shuttle service operated by uc berkeleys bear transit running between Berkeley bart station and the Lawrence. Hall of science in berkeley ca
In the 1970s
In the 1970s
by 4realazitgits April 7, 2021

The only bad thing about Humphrey is his parents bad choice in names.
Imagine the hardest muscles you've ever seen; those pecs of steel, that 6 pack of doctor pepper- this is Humphrey using 1% of his power. Humphrey's jawline is more defined then Dwayne Johnson's bald patch. He has to shave every day (example of how much of an alpha male Humphrey is), and he bullies people who watch anime and use neopronouns.
Honestly, Humphrey is the ultimate life form.
Imagine the hardest muscles you've ever seen; those pecs of steel, that 6 pack of doctor pepper- this is Humphrey using 1% of his power. Humphrey's jawline is more defined then Dwayne Johnson's bald patch. He has to shave every day (example of how much of an alpha male Humphrey is), and he bullies people who watch anime and use neopronouns.
Honestly, Humphrey is the ultimate life form.
by IPullBitches April 24, 2022

Hu = One True God (Sanskrit)
Hum = Highest (Tibetan)
Phrey = Supreme Lord (Nordic)
Rey = King (Spanish)
Humphrey = One True God King of Kings or One True God Supreme King
Hum = Highest (Tibetan)
Phrey = Supreme Lord (Nordic)
Rey = King (Spanish)
Humphrey = One True God King of Kings or One True God Supreme King
by HDGA22 November 23, 2021
