Hump Day 

middle of the week

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Hump Day by SendingMissileDrones July 19, 2022

Hump Riding 

To be transported from one place to another while being seated comfortably on the well-apportioned derriere of an elderly woman.

Mertrude, I gotta go to the store, time for some hump riding.

Hump Riding by indierockranger April 28, 2010

hump the swag 

1. to hump a white boy that either thinks he's a nigga or is a wanna-be hood rat or gangster in a public place, as a sign of Alpha-male dominance. 2. (More Rarely) to hump any male with excessive "street cred" or elevated status in a public place, as a sign of Alpha-male Dominance.

1,2- Excuse me while I hump the swag.

hump the swag by Buttfuckme August 15, 2017

hump and dump 

having sex with a girl then totally ignoring her

i hump and dump the girls that talk to much

hump and dump by mdav23 May 13, 2005

Hump n' Trump 

Hump n' Trump =

When you have a one night stand / hookup with a sane person but stay over and have to pretend to be a Trump supporter to make a swift, guilt-free exit first thing in the morning.

'Oh we went home together and I shouldn't have stayed the whole night but I hump n' Trumped my way out of there.'

' I want to ask this girl to date me but I think she'll Hump n' Trump me.'

'He did the Hump n' Trump before the news paper hit the door step'

'I did the Hump n' Trump, felt bad, but really I'm all for Sanders...'

Hump n' Trump by Bojrezo June 13, 2016

hump me so hard 

WHEN YOUR SO READY FOR BUTTSEX BUT SHE JUST WANTS U TO HUMP HER WHILE SHE MOANS

OH BABY HUMP ME SO HARD ILL EVEN MOAN WHILE I SUCK YOUR DICK

hump me so hard by GIANTS RULE PATRIOTS DRULE February 13, 2018

Hump-Catting

The act of thrusting your hips forward and "blasting" a rainbow-colored leopard from your chest. Hump-Catting can only be performed after having drunk a Powerthirst energy drink.

Similar to Bear-Blasting.

THINK FAST DOUCHE-FAG! Powerthirst now comes in DOVE!

(AAAHHHGG!!)

HUMP-CATTING!! Similar to BEAR-BLASTING!

Hump-Catting by damawesome March 5, 2009