hump

To act as a million dollar (training costs) pack mule for the US Military.

"Ready for a 30 mile desert hump Lance Corporal?" "Fuck you Colonel".

by JeremyWolf February 4, 2007

*hump*

To hump someone. Used on the internet to say that your are humping.

1.Sammysam123: I was walking around one nigh and heard these moaning noises, and I looked in and saw Brittany and Tiffany humping all night long! They were naked and slapping each others' asses! *hump**hump*

2.Lisa89:*hump**hump**hump*
Bryanrox:wth r u doin??
Lisa89:Humpn u, silly!~!! im horny an cant just hump pillos all nite! *hump**hump*

by Bobbbbbbbb June 20, 2008

Hump-hump jump

A highly complicated and potentially dangerous dance move that involves getting in push up position, performing two 'humps' and then pushing yourself up off the ground, only to land in the same position and repeat the cycle.

Move back, clear the floor! My boy's gonna do the hump-hump jump.

by Chrisyoghurt November 13, 2010

hump

one who is lower than a loser. an absolute piece of shit.

man, your such a hump.

by BFG February 4, 2007

Humping

1) the act of rubbing on or against another person's body.

1). Bob Shumway even allows to hump on objects or something or Gordon Shumway or Flo Shumway Like this.
2). Gordon Shumway doesn’t see daylight but he’s humping on the blanket after he woke up.

by MayDayMeh July 1, 2018

Hump, the

A dance that is real easy to do, check it out. First you limp to the side like your leg was broken, then you are invited to invent your own moves, according to your ethnic background.

"Step off, I'm doin' the Hump," said Stephanie.

by Gryphon August 5, 2003

HUMP

to be late or unreliable. Someone who is always slacking

Donita is never ready on time, She is always on some hump.

by tapvb3 February 4, 2007