relative humidity

The bead of sweat that rolls down your Sister's back when you're banging her doggie style.

The Relative Humidity was high during our Family Union

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

humit

Hum*it - Humit, the PC version of the word Human, describes a non-gender term for the word Human

I was born a humit.

by Mazerguru June 25, 2018

relative humidity

the sweat on your balls while fucking your cousin

At the family reunion, the relative humidity was all i could think about

by CASEY CARMAN January 23, 2009

humina

Used to describe a particularly hot individual who incites your lust

Girl One: Would you just look at boyfriend over there playing pool.

Girl Two: Humina

by Jeze Belle December 19, 2007

Himiko

Girl with mad typing skills, good manners, and a fuck-awesome bestie
boys are intimidated by her, but that means she only gets the good ones
she likes David Bowie, and Lou Reed, and can be moody as hell
but most of the time, she's chill
Sexy as hell

Boy 1: Himi-
Boy 2: Dude, don't mess with her, she's a Himiko

by SuperSneakyNinjaChick August 19, 2011

humianity

A religion that believes that we were placed on this planet by a virus as DNA. The followers of this religion believe that the Earth is not a planet at all, but is a cell in a complex body or organism. It is believed that we are to be led to any end by the most beautifal, drak haired, borwn-eyed "godess", Tichelle. According to this religion "hippies" are fighting the true cause of humanity, to destroy Earth by means of global warming and other pollution related "diseases" to the cell. They believe that there is life out there somewhere with the same purpose as us, to destroy this organism, one cell at a time.

I follow Humianity, and thus I will not recycle.

by zack jh January 1, 2009

Humiliation Expedition

A bad, or potentially/likely bad, date one goes on within the three-month period after being dumped.

Bob: What are you doing tonight after work?
Randy: Got another Humiliation Expedition; drinks at Local Option.
Bob: How'd you meet this one? Grinder?
Randy: Tinder asshole.

by Are2Dee2 September 29, 2014