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Tyler the Hedgehog

A magnificent beast that roams southern Ontario, serving as a heroic lifeguard. Tyler the Hedgehog protects North America from infidels, particularly terrorists, neckbeards, Eminem, Nostalgia Critic, and Cheeto Rats. Using his long, thick, exposed hero-shaft, Tyler the Hedgehog bravely fends of terrible criminals and Greeks trying to invade the continent. Tyler the Hedgehog is a true American hero. He is related to Shrek.
Look! It's Tyler the Hedgehog cumming to save the day!
by rudeboyty May 20, 2015
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hedge porn

The literary exchange mechanism by which pre-internet British children exchanged porn. Mags were placed in known hedges, to be taken or swapped as desired by other males.
How did you find this copy of Razzle? Under your dad's bed?
No, it's hedge porn, I found it in a lay-by.
by QuarticStrumming September 21, 2015
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hedge fund

(FINANCE) a limited liability partnership (LLP), originally limited to 99 partners, and organized to trade securities under specialized guidelines. The first hedge funds were organized to be a counterparty to the riskiest forms of derivative transactions: writing exotic options or swaps in which the buyer transferred most risks (and potential gains) to the hedge fund, but then offsetting the risk with different derivatives.

The first hedge funds benefited (or thought they benefited) from the Black-Scholes formula used to calculate the value of options; supposedly a hedge fund manager could design an immensely complex portfolio consisting mainly of explosively volatile instruments , whose pieces were supposed to absorb each other's risk.

Hedge funds mainly avoided the consequences of the financial meltdown they helped create, racking up gains through the '00's that far exceeded the rest of the stock market.
The hedge fund used to play a major role in absorbing and structuring the risks associated with hedging risks associated with large portfolios, but they now are sophisticated gambling enterprises.

Hedge funds supply market liquidity for the most exotic of instruments.
by Abu Yahya September 2, 2010
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Hudgins

A person who will most likely succeed in life even if it means being an asshole in the process.
I wanted to borrow money from Hudgins, but he was a real jerk about it.
by NeverATruerWordSpoken May 23, 2014
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Ambassadors Hedge

Immaculately trimmed minge - pencil thin but clearly visible.
Porn stars love an Ambassadors Hedge as do BBC newsreaders and Ambassadors wives.
by waz funnell June 10, 2010
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Sonic The Hedgehog

best fuckin genesis game ever
A really good game made by Yuji Naka and its really good.
by zxcv April 19, 2005
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Hodges D

A situation which is incredibly awesome that can only be defined by using a legendary term like hodges d.
"Wow that's totally Hodges D."
by omg Tom Jackson December 7, 2006
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