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Headless Horseman

The disappearance of the head due to the act of shoving it up a vagina.
I dove my head in vertical and performed the Headless Horseman.
by Goods and Wares May 19, 2006
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Bojack Horseman

A spasticated, autistic horse called Tyler Cornelius and he has the same hair style as sonic the hedgehog because Tyler is a smelly nonce and a pedo
Tyler is a dumbass horse thst has mentally stupid autism this defines the word Bojack Horseman
by BenKeenan03 May 28, 2019
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Houseband

Noun. The male version of a housewife. Mostly common in heterosexual relationships where str8 men don’t carry their weight but ideally used in reference to gay relationships.
I’m a houseband shopping in Dubai.
by FredekaStar March 16, 2019
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housemate

to have sex with a person who participates in community living.
My friend just housemated with my fellow housemate.

Watch as the majestic female lioness housemates with the pale, troll of a cooper (communal living practitioner), also known as my housemate Jim.
by mkyd March 7, 2010
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The 5th Horseman

The Godliest of alcoholic drinks. Served only to those who have survived the 4 prior horsemen. The alcohol content is rumored to be 95%, but there isn't much to base off of, as the drink is served rarely, to say the least.
Paramedic 1: "He's convulsing on the floor! What the hell happened here?"

Paramedic 2: *removes sunglasses* "The 5th Horseman..."
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The Four Horseman

By the last breath of the fourth winds blow

Better raise your ears

The sound of hooves knocks at your door

Lock up your wife and children now

It's time to wield the blade

For now you've got some company

The Horsemen are drawing nearer

On the leather steeds they ride

They've come to take your life

On through the dead of night

With the four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die! Ohh yeah yeah!
The Four Horseman

You have been dying since the day you were born

You know it's all been planned

The quartet of deliverance rides

A sinner once, a sinner twice

No need for confession now

'Cause now you've got the fight of your life

The Horsemen are drawing nearer

On the leather steeds they ride

They've come to take your life

On through the dead of night

With the four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die!

Time, has taken its toll on you

The lines that crack your face

Famine, your body it has torn through

Withered in every place

Pestilence, for what you've had to endure

And what you have put others through

Death, deliverance for you for sure

There is nothing you can do

So gather 'round young warriors now

And saddle up your steeds

Killing scores with demon swords

Now is the death of doers of wrong

Swing the judgment hammer down

Safely inside armor, blood, guts and sweat

The Horsemen are drawing nearer

On the leather steeds they ride

They've come to take your life

On through the dead of night

With the four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die!

Ohh yeah yeah!
by Death Menace August 22, 2022
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Headless horseman

The result of someone getting their dick severed in the door of a Ford Mustang.
Watch out Jimmy! You almost shut your dick in the door and gave yourself a headless horseman!
by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
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