hot air over a turd

Gary: I have to bust ass.

Jennifer: that smells like hot air over a turd!
by jahezzie August 4, 2008
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A typical sight in Airforceproud95 videos, alongside other aircraft also going nearly at Mach 10.
"Is it possible to see a hot air balloon going Mach 10 IRL?"
"Nah fam."
by Unkanow April 15, 2020
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The act of farting in a girls pussy by wrapping her vagina lips around the asshole of a gassy friend.
After a night of eating too many sloppy joes and hearing constant bitching from his wife, Andrew finally agreed to give Sarah the South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride she always wanted.
by FlipDogBoy February 22, 2011
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In a sexual situation. When one partner passes a fart from his or her butt to the target's vagina, then seals it up. Like a hot air Balloon, for which the southwestern US town's fiesta is famous.
Last night Alan gave me an Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta. I've been queefing roadwarrior style all morning.
by Maddie Queefer May 5, 2009
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Hot Shit Air

When you go into the washroom and discover quickly that the person before you had a Huge Steaming Dump because you can taste and feel the Hot Shit Air.
I dry heaved when I used the Shitter after Jose shat his guts out. The Hot Shit Air fogged up my safety glasses.
by will bitten December 17, 2017
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Hot Pink Air Balloon

When a man presses his butt hole up against a woman's vagina and farts into it in a sexual manner.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted a hot pink air balloon, she said yes. After I gave it to her, she was very disappointed...
by Mitchole June 16, 2018
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Hot-Air Ballooning

The act of blowing inside a woman's vagina to inflate it.
I thought Hot-Air Ballooning was normal until my friends told me otherwise.
by Srzbzns December 10, 2018
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