hoss

Oversized, strapping, possessing an unattractive degree of animal-like strength and vigor and a corresponding lack of feminine grace. Used in reference to women

J.Lo is a little too hoss for my tastes, she looks like she might start kicking and snorting any second

by benny profane August 18, 2005

hoss

Australian slang term for penis.

Johno has a huge hoss, it looks like a babys arm holding an apple.

by ritwil August 3, 2006

Hoss

The combination of the words haus and boss. Haus meaning a strong person who is the absolute shiz..and boss meaning a person or thing who is the absolute shiz and rules everyone and everything. There for haus + boss = Hoss. Creating the ultra super word to describe people like joscelyne and michael.

Wow. I am a haus.. and a boss. I wonder if theres anyway to make that even better.
Maybe ill combine two words and say HOSS!

by joscelyne February 20, 2008

Hoss

H.O.S.S. Helicopter Onboard Surveillance System

H.O.S.S. Homing Optical System Study

"Fire up the H.O.S.S."

by Anonymous October 11, 2002

Hoss

To throw down or really take charge of a situation or thing
can also be used as a noun

"Wow you really hossed those last couple beers!"
"Yeah Im the Hoss master"

"I hossed her right in the mouth "
"Top Drawer!!"

"Im so tired I hossed face last night"

"Hey can you hand me my Hoss?"
"you mean your keys or your ipod?"

by Flanzor April 27, 2009

Hoss

Someone southern, with a body larger than that of a normal sized person, and a brain smaller than even the average person on any given school bus that is shorter than that of a normal sized school bus.

(Nobody smart has ever been called a hoss, it is not a compliment).

Strong Mad @ www.homestarrunner.com is the perfect hoss.

"Raawr!!!"

by Van November 20, 2003

Hoss

Some one who thinks there a boss but there really a faggot

Geoff Hall is a Hoss

by Bear Gryllz March 13, 2010