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HOOAH BAR

The greatest most intense energy bar you will ever eat in your entire life. It is said to give one super human strengths, keen sight, steady breathing, strong trigger finger, killer mentality, stone cold concentration.... and best of all comes in these fantastic flavors Apple-Cinnamon, Cran-Raspberry, Chocolate, Raspberry and Mocha !!!
Pvt. Snuffy: I don't think I can make this ruck march...30 miles seems like a lot Sergeant

Sgt. Slaughter: Bullshit, Here private, try this .....HOOAH BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pvt. Snuffy: Wow thanks Sergeant!! that ruck march was easy thanks to that hooah bar!!
by Ikillhajis77 February 10, 2010
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HOOAH boner

Experiencing an erection and possibly ejaculation during a fit of intense motivation brought about by things that should not excite the normal human being but does excite those rare few (normally members of the military) who are extremely "moto."
Capt X got a HOOAH boner when he heard his troops start hollering like crazed idiots during a squad run, even though they looked and sounded like... well, crazed idiots.
by bishop323 October 6, 2011
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Hoobajoob

Jesus. Haven't y'all seen South Park? A Hoobajoob is a random, usually large, object.
Chef: My lord, the vistors kidnapped Cartman, and stuck a big metal Hoobajoob up his butt!
by Leiko October 3, 2004
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Lindsay Hohan

What Lindsay Lohan's name should be; she is such a ho
Rumor has it that Lindsay Hohan was fucked by three guys yesterday!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008
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hooday hoo

"Its finally the weekend, hooday hoo"
"Its your birthday, hooday hoo"
by stumpfy October 16, 2014
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Hofhardt

Hofhardt is a conjunction of the last names of its creators- rejects from their own respective families because of religious bigotry.

Noun, singular: A Hofhartd is a person who has been ostracized by their nuclear family unit due to the family's religious intolerance of a different belief system/viewpoint/lifestyle, etc.

Noun, collective: "The Hofhartds" are people that can come together and know that they are not alone in their journey. Taking the name Hofhartd as a new "family name" allows one to identify with others experiencing the same pain when their own family has turned their backs.

Verb: To be Hofhartded is to be cast out forcibly from one's family, or to be left with no alternative but to end relationships for one's health, wellbeing, and overall happiness.
"I didn't realize Emily was a Hofhardt, she never really talks about her folks."

"My whole family are a bunch of wingnuts! I think I'll join the Hofhartds!"

"Did you hear about Danny? I hear his Dad hofhardted him when he came out as an atheist."
by Ms.Hofhardt April 20, 2010
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Hochamoon

Having anal sex and simutaneously debating with yourself out loud who was the more dominant JVB baseball team in Nassau County NY in 1994.(all while rubbing your nose)
While banging that skank Julie, I pulled the ultimate Hochamoon.
by bman158 June 18, 2009
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