honking

Having a whinge, a moan, a complain or just a good old fashioned honk...

That bloke is always honking about something

by honkus #2 July 2, 2011

honking

Deaf people talking, or trying to.

Many people who are legally "deaf" can hear very limited frequency ranges, so their vocal patterns formed around the frequencies they were able to distinguish as a kid. Their speech sounds muted and does not contain details such as the sharpness of a hard "j" or "s" for example. The flat sound of this speech is usually referred to as honking since that's what it sounds like.

"Fucking deafies, nobody understands their honking."

by Razor Scooter Kid March 19, 2010

Honk

white-ass cracka

Yo, get da fuck up off me, you fishbelly honk.

by joo like teh gay May 13, 2003

HONK!

A musical theatre production originating in England. It is essentially a theatre production of the ugly duckling, with intensified story lines and suggestive humor. The most main characters, in list of importance to least importance: Ugly, Ida, Cat, Drake, Maureen, Greylag, Dot, Turkey, Henrietta, Grace, etc.

The story is that of a very ugly duckling, who is separated from his mother, and must venture out, and on the jouney of trying each to find each other, the cat is trying to lure Ugly, so as to eat him.

HONK!

by The Turkey of HONK! 2010 January 30, 2010

honk honk

What pussies who are afraid to fight do when they want to annoy people. Usually by little cholas, who want you dead.

"Honk honk is what the pussy did when he seen me coming out of my house."

by grand all day May 30, 2013

honk

What Nicole Kidman does when she laughs.

I just honked while I was being interviewed by Ellen DeGeneres and it was so embarassing!!

by SophisticatedVanny September 3, 2005

Honk

When something is written in a way that can be read multiple ways.

Example:

The big

Black dick

Can be read as: the big black dick OR the black big dick

Bruh that sign over there is a total honk!

by Cumpopi12 August 20, 2020