Homiesexual

When two cishet bros play naked wrestlers in their other bro's bed.
Also known as definitely not gay.

Tommy: wow bro ur gay aajajkakakakakshhsh
Ollie: No, Tommethy. We are simply homiesexual.
Quinn: i like bugs lol

by KITTIKA February 12, 2021

Homiesexual

A sexuality of which you can be gay and straight at the same time. Like if your homie were to say “Yo, bro my dick itches.” Out if the blue with wouldn’t be gay, it’d be Homiesexual. This sexuality allows you to kiss your homies goodnight while giving them a pat on the pack because that’s what homies do.

Example:
Daniel gave a kiss to Gene on the lips, then proceeded to say “no homo” and Gene responds with, “Nah it’s aight, it’s just Homiesexual.”

by BroI’mmusicaltrash. May 3, 2020

Homiesexual

(Adjective) the charicteristic of a person who has love for the homies but isnt gay.
(Verb) a homiesexual has love for the homies but isnt gay

"Bro i love my boy's"

"Doesn't that make you gay?"
"Nah man I'm just homiesexual"

by Big Scrumptious Tyrone February 21, 2020

Homiesexual

Where you and your homies constantly act sexually and gay twards each other

My friends and I constantly make sexual remarks in a group chat with each other so much we are Homiesexual

by Fear of joX June 26, 2020

Homiesexual

When you are gay for the homies but in a no homo way

Bro I’m Homiesexual can we smash cause I need sexual favors right now?

by im bjorn August 31, 2020

Homiesexual

He who doesn’t participate in a cuddle session with the homies, is perceived as gay. (Socks must be worn to be accepted as non homosexual actions)

Devin: Bro come cuddle with us. We have socks on!

Jason: No that’s gay.
Devin: No Jason. It’s not gay it’s homiesexual

by Peepee00000000000000000009 September 28, 2020

Homiesexual

Meaning kissing the homies; It is not gay, socks are coming off though.

"Hey Alex, are you and Jack dating?"
"Oh, no, we aren't gay."
"But you guys kiss and hold hands!"
"We're just Homiesexuals!"
"Oh!, thanks Alex!"

by a kid who likes theater October 5, 2020